What? Hold on I have to check my ass to see who is calling....
This fine piece of meat right here is a kinky, kinky fuck. Meet Jeffrey Barrier boys and girls. Isn't he a looker? Literally, he's a looker. Jeffie boy was busted for peeping on the at a tanning spa with his cell phone. Yeah, yeah that's kinda creepy to begin with but it gets better. After the cops came he was questioned and denied he even had a cell phone...in his hands...it was in his pooper. How fucking comfortable with your ass do you have to be to put a cell phone up there? AND who was the lucky SOB who said "Alright, spread em!"...
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=5015eb75-d6a3-4002-8bbc-3abb1b9a1853
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0623081phone1.html