Sentenced: If Thy Neighbors Penis Offends Thee, Cut It Off With A Scissor & Take It With You

[Old Man Metal]

100% though? I think you may be forgetting that fact that crazy people be crazy

Okay, not 100%. There's still runaway wheat threshers, too.

 

[Ramona the brave]

Okay, not 100%. There's still runaway wheat threshers, too.

Don't forget septic catheters as well!

Yikes. Sorry.

 

[Brillig]

Having this size-changing, super fragile, dangly set of organs hanging off your body is aesthetically just more funny than a puffy pink opening.

It's that "last chicken in the shop" look.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Was this a posting Superfecta? Did we just see history happening?

 

[CentreAussie]

Well, there goes my erection...

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Man Will Cop To Mutilating His Wife's Lover
Prosecution wants assailant to serve 30 years behind bars

FEBRUARY 23--The Florida Man charged with mutilating his wife’s bound lover is set to plead guilty to the scissor attack, though he claims to have “blacked out” during the incident and cannot recall any details of the bloody offense, which left the victim with a severed penis.

Full Article:

Man Will Cop To Mutilating His Wife's Lover

2/25 UPDATE: Bonilla was sentenced today to 20 years in state prison to be followed by a ten-year probation term. FEBRUARY 23--The Florida Man charged with mutilating his wife’s bound lover is set to

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[LFODBiker]

Shame we still don't do 'eye for an eye' justice.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Name:	BONILLA, ALEX C

Current Release Date:	07/08/2039

Current Prison Sentence History:​

Offense Date	Offense	Sentence Date	County	Case No.	Prison Sentence Length
07/14/2019	KIDNAP,ASSAULT OR TERRORIZE	02/25/2021	GILCHRIST	1900125	20Y 0M 0D
07/14/2019	BURGLARY,ARMED W/EXP. OR WEAPO	02/25/2021	GILCHRIST	1900125	20Y 0M 0D
07/14/2019	AGG BATTERY/W/DEADLY WEAPON	02/25/2021	GILCHRIST	1900125	15Y 0M 0D
07/14/2019	AGG ASSLT-W/WPN NO INTENT TO K	02/25/2021	GILCHRIST	1900125	5Y 0M 0D