mobiusclimber
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https://wreg.com/2018/07/16/trump-sees-no-reason-why-russia-would-interfere-in-2016-election/
https://wreg.com/2018/07/16/republi...p-performance-with-putin-bizarre-disgraceful/
Dr. Josef Heiter announced today that he has performed yet another successful surgery. His patients are alive and doing well, he said. It was touch and go for awhile, but he was able to successfully sew Donald Trumps lips to Vladimir Putin's anus. Pres. Trump didn't have much to say (how could he?), but did tweet that Putin's bowel movements were "excellent, truly great" and tasted "THE BEST!" Putin, meanwhile, has said he will be having a special chair constructed, so that he could remain seated with Trump underneath him, and this chair would then be paraded through the streets of Russia to show their victory over stupid Americans. Trump, appearing slightly alarmed, exclaimed "mmmhhphph!"
Rep. Darrell Issa of California has petitioned the good doctor to sew his lips to Trumps anus, stating "I have already had my spine removed, so this will just really seal the deal."
https://wreg.com/2018/07/16/republi...p-performance-with-putin-bizarre-disgraceful/
Dr. Josef Heiter announced today that he has performed yet another successful surgery. His patients are alive and doing well, he said. It was touch and go for awhile, but he was able to successfully sew Donald Trumps lips to Vladimir Putin's anus. Pres. Trump didn't have much to say (how could he?), but did tweet that Putin's bowel movements were "excellent, truly great" and tasted "THE BEST!" Putin, meanwhile, has said he will be having a special chair constructed, so that he could remain seated with Trump underneath him, and this chair would then be paraded through the streets of Russia to show their victory over stupid Americans. Trump, appearing slightly alarmed, exclaimed "mmmhhphph!"
Rep. Darrell Issa of California has petitioned the good doctor to sew his lips to Trumps anus, stating "I have already had my spine removed, so this will just really seal the deal."
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