Homeowner came home to James Wooten's letting his nut's breath on his couch

[Sugar Cookie]

@Prettypink513 Come get your man

Police said a man opened the door of his Tennessee home and found another man sitting on his couch naked and drinking juice Wednesday night.
The homeowner walked in and found James Wooten sitting on his couch. He tried to get Wooten to leave, but the suspect screamed and wouldn’t go.

Police arrived and arrested Wooten for public indecency.

Police said they found the homeowner’s bedroom window propped open.

Nashville homeowner arrives at house to find naked man on couch

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Police said a man opened the door of his Tennessee home and found another man sitting on his couch naked and drinking juice Wednesday night, according to WSMV. The homeowner walk…

wgntv.com

 

[JamesEllroy]

I bet the couch was full of DNA. Throw it out, man.

 

[Craygor]

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Can.you.imagine.

 

[Prettypink513]

@Sugar Cookie That's funny. Wait for the payback :hilarious:

 

[Jaded]

Why. Why is it never a hot stranger?

 

[Brillig]

That is a scary looking guy.

However I do understand his desire for his nether bits getting some air. My pikachu likes air, but at least I do so in my own home, not on some strangers sofa.

 

[tmdgirl]

@Sugar Cookie you shoulda put a warning on that photo

 

[Sejanus]

He reminds me of someone.

 

[Satanica]

I can't stop laughing! You got her good, Sugar Cookie!

 

[EyEgOrE]

Why. Why is it never a hot stranger?

The hot ones are allowed to stay!

 

[Wifey]

He reminds me of the little voodoo dolls in Tales from the Hood.