@Toni tete and
@ghosttruck
I will be using Idiomatic and Semantic techniques to translate specifically for
@ghosttruck.
Unfortunately, a chain of translations is required to un-muck the statement sent from his remote hilltop lair.
Carrier Pigeons, message sticks, yodeling, silk and wax balls, whistling, a town crier, semaphore flags, pneumatic tubes, cave paintings, will have to be employed. Plus the last speaker of Sarsi (Navajo) must be tracked down to assist.
I will take a preliminary stab:
"Though you come from the distant planet of Yankees, I embrace your scum credo (Saboteurs and Criminals United in Mayhem). You are welcome to join our dumpster fire (roaring, crackling wit, and noxious opinions)" In short, Welcome to the DD, I am glad you are here!!
HaHa, Idiomatic and Semantic for Ghosty!