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Watch out Florida man, Florida Woman got a foot long gator in her pants. Ariel Michelle Marchan-Le Quire and Michael Cody Clemons were stopped by Florida deputies for running a stop sign. Clemons mentioned they had been trying catching frogs .
Cops searched their bags and found 41 baby turtles in Ariel’s bag. There was no sign of a crab or a flounder. When the cops asked Ariel if she had anything else Ariel reached into her yoga pants and pulled out a baby foot long alligator.
 
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The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."

Machan-Le Quire, along with 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons, claimed they were trying to collect wildlife from underneath an overpass. Investigators said the woman also had 41 small turtles inside of a backpack.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission was called to take over, the sheriff's office said.

 
If you got a gator in you pants do a dance

Why didn’t the gator freak out ? Because it was swampy in her yoga pants just like home. The murkier the better.
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Since her name was Ariel I was wondering if she had a crab or a flounder in there too.
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