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Meet Brittany Mapel.

The 21-year-old McDonald’s employee is behind bars after allegedly "smashing lemon cake" in her mother’s face during a confrontation Friday night in the family’s home outside Tampa, Florida.

A complaint affidavit does not indicate why Mapel “willingly smashed lemon cake” in her parent’s face.

After the alleged cake battery, Mapel snatched a cell phone from her brother’s hands and reportedly declared, “Nobody is calling the cops today.”

When police arrived at the family’s Holiday residence, they observed the 51-year-old victim’s “face to be covered in cake, and there to be cake all over the floor.”

Seen above, Mapel was arrested on a misdemeanor battery count. She was also charged with tampering with a witness, a felony, for allegedly taking her sibling’s phone before he could use it to dial 911.

Mapel, locked up in lieu of $15,000 bond, has been arrested multiple times over the past two years and her rap sheet includes collars for trespassing, domestic battery, marijuana possession, and providing a false name to police. Last month, Mapel was arrested for slapping and striking her mother in the head with a bottle of mouthwash.

Mapel is facing trial for animal cruelty for allegedly kicking and choking her dog after the animal urinated on her bed earlier this year. When police sought to arrest her on a related domestic battery charge, Mapel, cops say, allowed a second dog, a pit bull, to charge at officers, one of whom was bitten by the dog.

 
I don't give a crap about her working at McDonald's or the rest of her damn resume.

What I do care about is this lemon cake.
Where was it produced?
How much was it?
Do they have more?
Is it a regular item?
Did they have milk to go with it?
How does she feel about other non-chocolate related desserts?
Will she be fed lemon cake exclusively in jail?
Did she have a bad dating experience or sexual encounter with someone who owned or operated a citrus Farm?
Did she mistakenly fall on Lemon Pledge as a child?
Does she have a thing for Mr. Clean and he turned her down?
Did the old man from The Country Time Lemonade commercials molest her when she was young?
Did she ever operate a lemonade stand as a young girl and have dirty old creepers pull up in their cars and buy all of her sweet sweet wares only to say it was shyte?
 

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