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ghosttruck

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Meet Mustafa Demiray.

Until yesterday, at least, the 25-year-old Floridian was employed at a 7-Eleven on Court Street in Bradenton.

Late Saturday evening, Demiray--two weeks into his job at the convenience store--was in the 7-Eleven along with a female employee with whom he had not previously worked. The woman, Demiray would reportedly tell cops, kept saying that she was bored and wanted to go home.

At one point, the woman sat down on a chair in a “small office/storage room” behind the cash registers. Demiray followed her inside.

Demiray, an arrest affidavit notes, told investigators that “since the woman was bored, he pulled out his penis and asked the victim if she wanted to give him a blowjob.” You know, as a way for them to jointly pass time on the lobster shift.

When the female worker declined to fellate him, Demiray “pulled his pants up.” Before exposing himself, Demiray advised, the woman gave him “a look” while she was on her cell phone.

 
@knockout
No doubt. It's not like she even had to get out of her chair.:rolleyes:

Come on guys.....hellllloooo! She was on the phone. Have you ever tried to talk with a dick in your mouth? It's very difficult. 7-11 doesn't pay enough to multitask like that.
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Grab -- Twist -- and Pull
Starting to sound like that game. "Twist it! Bop it! Pull it! Flick it! Punch it!
 
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CSI:WTF and porn have one thing in common. They both employ screenwriters to ensure that they get the desired result at the desired time. Okay, two things: a huge percentage of their audiences don't understand that.

Who here has a screen writer scripting their life? Show of hands? No?

Thought so.

--Al
ready to fire the asshat scripting my life
 
OK FOR ONE, this mother fucker has the most literally crooked face i have ever seen!
His brows are crooked, his nose is crooked, even his baby goat beard is crooked!
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW CROOKED HIS DICK IS? Like a fucking cheeto!

I don't care how bored I was, I wouldn't fuck with ol' Bendy McCrooked either!
@Prettypink513 and @Sugar Cookie - this is one of them dudes with the 'handle shaped penis' from the Gangbanger story! FUCK THAT!
 
OK FOR ONE, this mother fucker has the most literally crooked face i have ever seen!
His brows are crooked, his nose is crooked, even his baby goat beard is crooked!
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW CROOKED HIS DICK IS? Like a fucking cheeto!

I don't care how bored I was, I wouldn't fuck with ol' Bendy McCrooked either!
@Prettypink513 and @Sugar Cookie - this is one of them dudes with the 'handle shaped penis' from the Gangbanger story! FUCK THAT!
What's that nursery rhyme about the crooked man in the crooked house?
 
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