Florida Man Rejects Florida Woman’s Sexy Thanksgiving Offer

[ghosttruck]

“A Florida Woman battered her boyfriend after he “said no and went back to bed” after she “grabbed his genitals wanting to have sex” on Thanksgiving night, cops say.”

This isn’t the first time Rebecca Lynn Phelps has been rejected. September 2017 she was, once again, rejected after offering herself up as the main dish. Phelps slapped the man but prosecutors declined to peruse the case…possibly because it’s just too hilarious.

This time she’s out on $100 bond waiting trial for domestic battery and has been ordered not to have any contact with the victim.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/florida-woman-arrested-again-184906

 

[Kittyskyfish]

Merry Christmas, honey. Look what Santa brought you! A bottle of Jameson, a vibrator and a dildo.

Now, leave me alone.

 

[Fellofftheporch]

Ahahahaha! Florida... same place a few years back that lady stabbed her husband with a squirrel. (Maybe it wasn't Florida...)

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Maybe your Kootie Kat sticks and that is why he don't want it.

 

[Old Man Metal]

With a mug like that, turning on the light = birth control.

 

[JackBurton]

Phelps slapped the man but prosecutors declined to peruse the case…possibly because it’s just too hilarious.

Domestic violence is hilarious?

Disgusting.

 

[Sejanus]

Well I think we just discovered the cure for heterosexuality... Yikes!

 

[Turd Fergusen]

The fact that she's done this twice now.......same guy?
She and the "victim" live together and share a small child, and she's supposed to have no contact with him???
Thanks again, Florida.

 

[Ripley]

Men are allowed to say no too, Becca.

 

[Fellofftheporch]

Men are allowed to say no too, Becca.

No means No. Doesn't matter who, what, when or where.