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ghosttruck

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While not illegal for an Olive Garden enthusiast to dine while “not wearing a shirt...and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth using his hands,” a Florida Man was collared Sunday after drunkenly causing a disturbance at the popular Italian food joint.

Cops allege that Ben Padgett, 32, badgered Olive Garden patrons for money and yelled "various expletives" inside the Naples hotspot. Padgett, who smelled of alcohol, was tucking into some pasta while seated on a bench outside the eatery when police arrived.

Pictured above, Padgett was busted for disorderly intoxication. Before handcuffing Padgett, cops directed him to “wipe his face and hands from the debris of eating the food.”

The complaint against Padgett was lodged by Olive Garden manager Ronald Worst.

Padgett is being held in the Collier County jail in lieu of $3500. He has been ordered to stay away from Olive Garden, where you’re only considered family if you use utensils and wear a shirt.
 

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spiff

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Handsome, batshit crazy, and about to be institutionalized?! Just my type :woot: Sign me up and we will live happily ever after for like 3 months and then he will stop taking his meds and re-lose his shit and ruin my life. It’s been a few years since I’ve gone down this road, I think it is time.
 

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Knox

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Dude, you were doing it wrong. All those carbs soaked up the alcohol and now you'll have to do jail sober.
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Handsome, batshit crazy, and about to be institutionalized?! Just my type :woot: Sign me up and we will live happily ever after for like 3 months and then he will stop taking his meds and re-lose his shit and ruin my life. It’s been a few years since I’ve gone down this road, I think it is time.
spiff, back away from the crazy man. I think we are fully capable of ruining our own lives and need no man for that!
 

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