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A 9 mm Glock was taken from a bedroom during a sex party, in which guests wore masks during the orgy and were encouraged to use code names, deputies say

A handgun was swiped from a Deltona home during a weekend sex party and the gun owner couldn’t give detectives any names of possible suspects because the culprit — like the 20 or so other guests at the party — was wearing a mask, deputies said.

“We’re probably not going to solve this one,” Volusia County Sheriff’s Sgt. Todd Smith said during a public meeting Thursday. “And DNA (identification) is not going to be an option.”

The 9 mm Glock was holstered and lying on top of a nightstand in the master bedroom when it was stolen, the homeowner told deputies. It was taken during an orgy, in which the theme was anonymous sex, according to a report.

Guests who were invited to the party near Saxon Boulevard were encouraged to “come and go as they pleased” throughout the weekend and were told to bring friends and acquaintances if they so desired, the report stated.

Additionally, guests were told to use fictitious names or no name at all, the homeowner told the Sheriff’s Office.

The orgy took place July 19-21 and deputies were contacted a few days later. On July 26, the detective assigned to the case called the homeowner for more information, but he seemed “apprehensive” about giving further details.

The homeowner eventually told the detective that 20 or so people were in his house that weekend and he guessed that he only knew five or six of them, the report stated.

 
Oh betting someone was shooting arsenic from the pelvis too!
Hope all the imbeciles in this find out they got special presents courtesy of some bad tubesteak and rancid tacos.

Clearly the guy is not completely functional upstairs considering he left a gun in a holster on a nightstand visible for all to see while having an anonymous fuckfest.
It was a perfect opportunity for someone to score free gun.
 
This is how Florida Man is conceived in the first place. Strangers fucking strangers? Try a little love and selective breeding so the world doesn’t get filled up with your genetically deficient mutations. It’s obviously where Maury Povich gets his “who’s the real daddy” show subjects.
 
I must be hanging out on a different part of the internet than the rest of you. 11am and gun stolen from Florida orgy ranks pretty low on the list of weird things Ive read so far today :bag:


Strangers fucking strangers? Try a little love and selective breeding so the world doesn’t get filled up with your genetically deficient mutations. It’s obviously where Maury Povich gets his “who’s the real daddy” show subjects.
There are farts that spew less hot air than you.

Genetically speaking you have deficiencies and mutations..very, very few cases can they be both and Im pretty sure none of those are what you are referencing. The word you want is deleterious, not deficiency. Genetically deleterious mutations.

The people on Maury all know each other. Ex's, friends, parents..all relations that have pesky feelings involved. Feelings are what get you on Maury not sex with strangers. Ive yet to see someone on Maury who doesn't know the name of the person they slept with...
 
I must be hanging out on a different part of the internet than the rest of you. 11am and gun stolen from Florida orgy ranks pretty low on the list of weird things Ive read so far today



There are farts that spew less hot air than you.

Genetically speaking you have deficiencies and mutations..very, very few cases can they be both and Im pretty sure none of those are what you are referencing. The word you want is deleterious, not deficiency. Genetically deleterious mutations.

The people on Maury all know each other. Ex's, friends, parents..all relations that have pesky feelings involved. Feelings are what get you on Maury not sex with strangers. Ive yet to see someone on Maury who doesn't know the name of the person they slept with...
It figures that you spend so much time watching Maury, like the rest of the plebtards. Now go back to the deep web where you can really feel a thrill.
 
This is how Florida Man is conceived in the first place. Strangers fucking strangers? Try a little love and selective breeding so the world doesn’t get filled up with your genetically deficient mutations. It’s obviously where Maury Povich gets his “who’s the real daddy” show subjects.

Ummm did you read the story? It was all dudes. That's not how anyone is conceived.
 
Ummm did you read the story? It was all dudes. That's not how anyone is conceived.
If there is any mention of specific queerness, I missed it. How does anyone conceive all guys from the story? Masked guests doesn’t exactly give gender identity away. Could’ve been methmouth crackwhores. Either way it’s gross. And I was only pointing out that this is how Fla man is created under similar circumstances.
 
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