Florida Felon, Public Sex and Restraining Orders

[ghosttruck]

Today’s Florida-man is played by 52 year old Tommy Lee Hampton who was arrested yesterday for having sex on a public beach. While on a routine patrol around 3:30pm police saw Tommy’s ass pointed to the sky and his lady partner’s legs wrapped around him both reeking of booze and getting it on.

“Tennessee Tom”, as he’s known, was subjected to a computer check of his identity which revealed he had an open order of protection from the very woman he was shagging on the beach…I guess they made up. Hampton was arrested for violating an injunction for protection against domestic violence. This was the third time Tommy has violated this same protective order…I guess her Fabebook status is “It’s Complicated”.

“I should just leave her alone, but I can’t,” Hampton said of the woman, whom he referred to as his “old lady.”

“Hampton is being held in lieu of $5000 bond at the Pinellas County jail. A convicted felon, Hampton has done several state prison terms and his rap sheet includes convictions for theft; weapons possession; aggravated assault; and the possession and sale of cocaine, marijuana, and the painkiller Oxycodone.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/tennessee-tom-busted-295873

 

[Satanica]

They're both probably about in the same category.

 

[Totemic]

This was just a bundle of laughs from the start. Well done GT!

 

[Prettypink513]

Love the write-up!

 

[Old Man Metal]

Rutting in the sand like a couple of drunk wildebeests... keepin' it classy, Florida-style.

 

[Ripley]

“I should just leave her alone but I can’t. At least I got some pussy before I went to jail.”

It’s true love!

 

[JackBurton]

This is bullshit. If the woman who has the order against him invited him into her presence and welcomed it and didnt care about it, why the fuck is he being punished for violating the order?

I feel like the dumb bitch should be arrested too, as she too played a role in him violating the order.

 

[Ripley]

This is bullshit. If the woman who has the order against him invited him into her presence and welcomed it and didnt care about it, why the fuck is he being punished for violating the order?

I feel like the dumb bitch should be arrested too, as she too played a role in him violating the order.

That’s not how they work— it’s just the person who is the subject of the RO that must obey it. If she whistled and he came running, he did so knowing full well the risk he was taking. He should have just said no.

 

[CbabyRKO]

It's gonna be hard getting all that sand out of her sensitive parts lol

 

[ghosttruck]

That’s not how they work— it’s just the person who is the subject of the RO that must obey it. If she whistled and he came running, he did so knowing full well the risk he was taking. He should have just said no.

Florida-man can't so no to the pussy... it's like a law or something!

 

[Wren]

Painful to read.

 

[Babs]

Painful to read.

Painful to look at too - wtf with all the sores on his face? Gross!

 

[Sejanus]

So did they hit her for her part?
Takes 2 last time I checked

 

[Satanica]

Painful to look at too - wtf with all the sores on his face? Gross!

What is called "picking pox" from chronic meth use. They pick at their skin until it results in sores. Just as nasty as it looks.

 

[Craygor]

That’s not how they work— it’s just the person who is the subject of the RO that must obey it. If she whistled and he came running, he did so knowing full well the risk he was taking. He should have just said no.

Yep, its really the Judge that issues and "owns" the restraining order, not the person requesting one. No one can overrule it except through legal proceedings. If the woman didn't want the RO in place any longer, she can request it be lifted, but its up to the Judge to decide if so, not her.