Felony Rap For Dumb-As-Dirt Florida Man

[ghosttruck]

AUGUST 16--A Florida Man used a front-end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on the vehicle his girlfriend drove to a meeting with him yesterday afternoon, police report.

Cops charge that Hunter Mills, 20, met Thursday with the woman on a road adjacent to Phil-dirt Inc., an Okaloosa County excavation firm that sells top soil and

assorted landscaping materials. Mills’s connection to the company is not addressed in an arrest report. While the report lists Mills’s most recent educational or work affiliation as Crestview High School, it seems likely he is a graduate of that institution.

After the woman arrived at the meeting site in a white 2010 Cadillac, Mills “approached in a front-end loader with a load of dirt in the bucket.” According to investigators, when Mills’s girlfriend “refused to answer a question,” he proceeded to commit a felony.

“The defendant dumped the dirt on the driver side half of the vehicle, causing scratches to the top, hood, and trunk,” reported cops, who added that, “The window was down during the incident, which caused dirt to fill up the air vents, center console, and power windows.”

The woman was not injured by the cascading dirt.

The Cadillac’s owner--whose name is redacted from the report--subsequently arrived at the scene and estimated that his vehicle suffered $8000 in damages.

Felony Rap For Dumb-As-Dirt Florida Man

AUGUST 16--A Florida Man used a front-end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on the vehicle his girlfriend drove to a meeting with him yesterday afternoon, police report. Cops charge that Hunter Mills,

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[cubby]

Crestview High School, it seems likely he is a graduate of that institution

I wouldn't take that bet. He seems pretty juvenile to me.

 

[EyEgOrE]

Is it a felony because of the monetary damages?

 

[QuickSugar]

@EyEgOrE ...It said something about felony criminal mischief.

 

[Handbag]

He played dirty

 

[Sejanus]

What a baby.
So his ex is banging someone else.
Get over it chode boy.

Now he is forever that textbook psycho ex.
He will be mocked and laughed at by all.
She will excoriate him and rightly so.
Doofus.

 

[Forfcuksake]

All because she refused to answer a question.....
Wonder what his parents did to him if he didn’t answer questions.....
What a way to start life.....
Kids.....
Stop fucking til you’ve grown up. If having a tantrum because you haven’t got what you wanted, is the way for you, you’re not grown up yet.....age doesn’t matter.
It’s how you react to things....
How’s this kid going to react if someone says something truly horrendous to him?
If he’s not dealt with harshly then I can see him killing someone.....a store clerk who refuses him alcohol because of his age, a woman who refuses him sex, a child that gets in the way of him and a woman.....there’s so many scenarios I see with this kid, and none of them are good.....

 

[Sudonim]

The Cadillac’s owner--whose name is redacted from the report--subsequently arrived at the scene and estimated that his vehicle suffered $8000 in damages.

Convenient that they are claiming enough damage was suffered that its basically a write off. That cadillac is only worth $8-9k

 

[Inferus]

Dude, be smart like me: keep a record and then turn it over to police.

 

[scot]

It appears the ex is as big an idiot as Mills is. Would you meet someone in the country just to have a discussion? When he climbed onto the loader wouldn't she have any idea at all that something was going to happen?
It's a great thing they never bred.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

. when Mills’s girlfriend “refused to answer a question,”

What was the question?

Are you fucking someone else?
Who's car is this?
Did you ever love me?
Is the baby mine?
What is the internet password?

 

[Sudonim]

It appears the ex is as big an idiot as Mills is. Would you meet someone in the country just to have a discussion? When he climbed onto the loader wouldn't she have any idea at all that something was going to happen?
It's a great thing they never bred.

Arrest report is public. You can even see it at the original link. She showed up at his work. He was already in the loader, with dirt in the bucket when she showed up driving someone else's car. The way its stated the question she wouldn't answer was probably about whos dick car she was using.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

The damage estimate is ridiculously over inflated.
I found a bunch on search tempest and they are $8,000.00 and cheaper.


I hope the new guy takes a hard look at his new girl and realizes what bitch she is.

 

[ghosttruck]

I hope the new guy takes a hard look at his new girl and realizes what bitch she is.

This is when when a real man calls the new guy and says "She's your whore now...come get her shit off the front lawn"

 

[Ripley]

Is it a felony because of the monetary damages?

A felony is just a crime that is punishable by a year or more in prison, so it depends on how the statute is written.

 

[Old Man Metal]

I'm sorry, that's just too fucking funny. Would love to have video, because you know the argument preceding the dirt-dumping was epic.

Convenient that they are claiming enough damage was suffered that its basically a write off. That cadillac is only worth $8-9k

That's the downside to damaging other people's shit and getting arrested for it. It's carte blanche for them to gouge you. Happened to a buddy of mine that fucked up an ATM in a fit of rage (this was like 30 years ago), cost him thousands. A few years later he ended up working for the ATM company, servicing the machines, and found out he only did a few hundred dollars worth of damage. One of his new co-workers remembered the repair job.

What was the question?

Are you fucking someone else?

Dollars to doughnuts.

 

[ghosttruck]

I'm sorry, that's just too fucking funny. Would love to have video, because you know the argument preceding the dirt-dumping was epic.

True story...there was along dirt road where I grew up called Cracker Swamp Dirt Ramp...lol...we never went down there because we were afraid. Go figure...Florida

 

[Keepalowprofile]

@ghosttruck

. Cracker Swamp Dirt Ramp

Hilarious.

We had a place near where I grew up
Called Hobo jungle. We weren't allowed to go there because it's where the hobos riding the rails would set up camp.

Come to find out, it wasn't even called Hobo jungle. It was just part of the Ventura keys. Just the locals called it Hobo jungle.

 

[ghosttruck]

Florida Man, 20, Cuts Sweet Plea Deal In Dumb-As-Dirt Felony Case

The Florida Man arrested for using a front-end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on his girlfriend’s car has escaped with a judicial slap on the wrist, according to court records. Hunter Mills, who wa

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