Back in March, one of our awesome forum members, ghosttruck, posted an article about a man arrested for impersonating an Uber driver and taking photos of unconscious women in his vehicle. The story has apparently taken an interesting turn, and I just can't help but update it.
Tommy Wayne Beard, 62, first made headlines after an officer noticed a suspicious vehicle near a Northport, Alabama highway. Inside the vehicle, Beard and an unconscious woman in her 20s.
When awakened, the woman reportedly told deputies she didn't know how she ended up in the car with Beard... her last memory was of her leaving a club.
When questioned, Beard first told police he was an Uber driver, and was simply driving the drunken woman home. Later, however, Beard admitted to buying an Uber sign and putting it in his car. He said he pretended to be an Uber driver and admitted he was “picking up people and giving them rides.”
Police eventually found multiple photos on Beard's phone... photos of clothed, unconscious women. Oddly enough, the camera was aimed at the breast and crotch areas of these women. (Police never clarified if Beard picked them up in that condition or if something else occurred once they were in his car).
Now. It was recently made known that when Beard was arrested, he was wearing a "fully erect" artificial penis. Two things came to mind when I read that. One: I pictured it on the outside of his pants and that was hilarious. Two: I like how they stated the artificial peen was "fully erect." That makes me wonder... do they actually sell not fully erect artificial peni?
Also found inside the car, a loaded gun and a bottle of hair conditioner.
As of right now, Beard is facing charges of two counts of kidnapping and impersonating a transportation network company driver. He's being held on $30,000.
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Tommy Wayne Beard, 62, first made headlines after an officer noticed a suspicious vehicle near a Northport, Alabama highway. Inside the vehicle, Beard and an unconscious woman in her 20s.
When awakened, the woman reportedly told deputies she didn't know how she ended up in the car with Beard... her last memory was of her leaving a club.
When questioned, Beard first told police he was an Uber driver, and was simply driving the drunken woman home. Later, however, Beard admitted to buying an Uber sign and putting it in his car. He said he pretended to be an Uber driver and admitted he was “picking up people and giving them rides.”
Police eventually found multiple photos on Beard's phone... photos of clothed, unconscious women. Oddly enough, the camera was aimed at the breast and crotch areas of these women. (Police never clarified if Beard picked them up in that condition or if something else occurred once they were in his car).
Now. It was recently made known that when Beard was arrested, he was wearing a "fully erect" artificial penis. Two things came to mind when I read that. One: I pictured it on the outside of his pants and that was hilarious. Two: I like how they stated the artificial peen was "fully erect." That makes me wonder... do they actually sell not fully erect artificial peni?
Also found inside the car, a loaded gun and a bottle of hair conditioner.
As of right now, Beard is facing charges of two counts of kidnapping and impersonating a transportation network company driver. He's being held on $30,000.
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