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Police in northeastern Pennsylvania stopped 20-year-old Elvis Balbuena of Brooklyn, N.Y. and 19-year-old Imar Pena of Wilkes-Barre, Pa. after a report that two men whose descriptions matched their appearance tried to use a counterfeit $100 bill at a local store.

According to the Times Leader, the men left the Sheetz store after a clerk wrote "FAKE" on a $100 bill. Officers then found three counterfeit $100 bills in Balbuena's backpack during a search.

After taking the men to jail, a strip search revealed four more fake $100s hidden in Balbuena's anus. The suspect refused to take the bills out, allegedly telling police it would hurt too much.

Officers put Balbuena in a holding cell awaiting transport to a hospital to remove the bills when video showed him reportedly taking them out of his backside, then putting the in his mouth. When he heard police walking toward the holding cell, he allegedly stashed the counterfeit bills in his pants.

Police retrieved the bills from his pants and a U.S. Secret Service agent determined all seven bills were counterfeit and had the same serial number.
13576
 
The police already found enough counterfeit bills for a solid case, he wasn't going to get in more trouble having a few more up his poop chute. Why wash them in his mouth?
maybe he wanted the cops to look inside his azz or put there fingers up there
 
September 24, 2019
A city man who Plains Township police caught with counterfeit cash pleaded guilty to related charges in Luzerne County Court.

Imar Pena, 20, pleaded guilty to two counts of forgery and one count each of criminal conspiracy to commit theft and possessing instruments of crime.

Police in court records say Pena and Elvis Balbuena, 20, were found walking in the middle of state Route 315 on Feb. 22.

Pena and Balbuena matched the descriptions of two men who attempted to pass a counterfeit $100, court records say.

Police said they left the store after a clerk wrote “fake” on the bill.

When Balbuena and Pena were searched, officers found three $100 bills in a backpack Balbuena was carrying.

Four more counterfeit $100 bills were found hidden in Balbuena’s anus during a strip search.

Balbuena refused to remove the bills from his anus and was told he would be taken to a hospital to have the fake currency removed.

While in a holding cell, police said a video camera recorded Balbuena removing the bills from his anus and placing them in his mouth, court records say.

Balbuena pleaded guilty to possessing instruments of crime and tampering with evidence. He was sentenced to one year probation on June 10.
 
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Balbuena pleaded guilty to possessing instruments of crime and tampering with evidence. He was sentenced to one year probation on June 10.
Thats it?
So this kind of sentencing makes counterfeiting seem worth it.

Take say... $5,000 worth of counterfeit hundreds to a large swapmeet and buy large medium value items something like a gold and diamond ring, around $325.00 get the ring and $75.00 in cash.
Do that all day long. The items are easy to carry and you keep converting at least one bill to $75.00

Later you sell the gold as scrap.

Just dont buy cars, motorcycles or anything with a serial number.
 
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