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Deputies say a Florida couple arrested on suspicion of cycling under the influence on Friday the 13th didn’t let that stop them from having sex in the back of a patrol car.

This bizarre episode unfolded about 11:40 p.m. that night in Fernandina Beach, according to their arrest reports. A Nassau County deputy stopped the couple after they were nearly struck by a car they cut off while crossing South Fletcher Avenue. Smelling alcohol, the deputy placed both under arrest.

Things took a sordid turn when the arresting deputy noticed the couple had shed their clothes and were starting to have sex in the back of his patrol car. When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

Deputies said the woman, 35-year-old Megan Lynn Mondanaro, grew violent with deputies while they transferred her to a separate vehicle. She was taken down and later checked out at the hospital. Her blood alcohol content was .06 when she took a breathalyzer three hours later, deputies said.

The man, 31-year-old Aaron Seth Thomas, was later taken into custody after deputies caught up to him at a nearby Cold Stone Creamery. Deputies said Thomas’ blood alcohol content was .145, which is nearly twice the legal limit in Florida.

 

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spiff

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Minus her face being a wee bit shredded, I think she looks better than 2016-2017. But, it does look like her "shaping up" might be a little methy.

Sex in the back of a cop car after getting her second DUI arrest, while on a fucking bicycle, is absolutely hilarious. I kinda like the nonsense coming from these two.
 

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Turd Fergusen

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This story is really shocking. I mean who know Cold Stone's were still in business?

On a serious note, we here at the DD need to do our own version of Live PD but exclusively in Florida, uncensored. You know the crazy Floridians would sign the waivers!
 

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Norcal Skim

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At first I thought it was pickin' pox then I realized she could have used a 'Don't tread on me' bumper sticker.
 

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