Driver Simultaneously Falls Asleep And Takes A Dump On Freeway

[ghosttruck]

SEATTLE (AP) — Eastbound lanes of a highway in Washington state were closed after a semi-truck hauling human waste overturned.

KOMO-TV reports Sunday’s crash on Interstate 90 near Sammamish caused a 4-mile (6-kilometer) backup.

KIRO-TV reports officials with the Washington State Department of Transportation closed all eastbound lanes just before noon.

Washington State Patrol Trooper Rick Johnson says it appears the driver fell asleep. The driver was rescued with minor injuries.

Traffic was getting by on a shoulder lane.

Semi rolls over, spills human waste onto interstate

SEATTLE (AP) — Eastbound lanes of a highway in Washington state were closed after a semi-truck hauling human waste overturned. KOMO-TV reports Sunday's crash on Interstate 90 near Sammamish caused a 4-mile (6-kilometer) backup. KIRO-TV reports officials with the Washington...

www.seattletimes.com

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Looks like what spilled is the compost after processing at a sewage facility. No longer human waste, good compost.

 

[Totemic]

Way to be dramatic Seattle Times. It's not actual waste at this point. It's as Muriel says.. compost.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

They are welcome to spread a load of that "waste" in my field. It needs a boost and reseeding.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Washington could become the first state to legalize composting humans

Lawmakers in the state passed a bill on Friday last week that would allow residents to have their remains disposed of using 'natural organic reduction' after their death.

mol.im

 

[Babs]

Way to be dramatic Seattle Times. It's not actual waste at this point. It's as Muriel says.. compost.

Yep, I don't see any turd balls.

 

[Sejanus]

I've taken bigger dumps.