Doctors Warn Women Not to Use Toothpaste to ‘Tighten Their Vaginas’

[Turd Fergusen]

From vaginal steaming to labiaplasty, some women are willing to go to extremes to attain the “perfect” vagina.

And just when you think you’ve heard it all, another bizarre DIY method emerges.

Some women now are apparently using toothpaste in an attempt to try and tighten their vaginas.

Unsurprisingly, doctors are warning them it’s a really bad idea and could do some nasty damage.

Vanessa Mackay, consultant gynecologist and spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists said: “It is a myth that toothpaste will tighten the vagina.

“Putting toothpaste into the vagina, or on the vulva, would not only be uncomfortable but it could also cause serious damage and disrupt the natural flora of the vagina leading to the potential for infections like bacterial vaginosis and thrush.”

Some kinds of toothpaste contain small particles that could also cause painful microabrasions to the vaginal walls.

Oluwole Yusuf, a medical doctor in Nigeria, said he had seen a “recent obsession” in women resorting to using toothpaste to tighten up down below.

Full Story:
https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/doctors-warn-women-not-to-use-toothpaste-to-tighten-their-vaginas/

 

[Keepalowprofile]

No one needs to warn me not to put toothpaste in on or around my lady bits.

 

[Future_Milf]

This sounds so fucking painful...

 

[Keepalowprofile]

This sounds so fucking painful...

Yeah, the only reason it might be a little tighter after smearing toothpaste in or around would be from inflammation.

 

[ghosttruck]

Ladies....is this really a thing? What The absolute FUCK!?

 

[hzlb]

do not feel bad > even had to look up Vag Steam, WTF .
i so far , behind the times.... No Thanks. my twat, is " AS IS" .. Went to go brush teeth, could not even finish from laughing so hard abt article

 

[Sejanus]

Loose snatch?
Have a drawstring installed!
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[Prettypink513]

Noooooo spank you!

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Ladies....is this really a thing? What The absolute FUCK!?

If it is, it shouldn't be.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Now that I was forced to think about this for a split second, wouldn't Preparation H be more useful than Colgate?

 

[Dzaniel]

so that's why i feel so minty clean these days.........

 

[DaveL]

so that's why i feel so minty clean these days.........

And why your toothbrush glides so effortlessly...

 

[Dzaniel]

Now that I was forced to think about this for a split second, wouldn't Preparation H be more useful than Colgate?

supposedly.....a friend of a friend told me..... people use prep h for tightening of either end A LOT..... like it's one of the most frequently shoplifted items out there. and not because of it's intended use

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supposedly.....a friend of a friend told me..... people use prep h for tightening of either end A LOT..... like it's one of the most frequently shoplifted items out there. and not because of it's intended use

my question is have these women never heard of Kegals?

 

[BuffettGirl]

supposedly.....a friend of a friend told me..... people use prep h for tightening of either end A LOT..... like it's one of the most frequently shoplifted items out there. and not because of it's intended use

I'm way too naive. I only heard recently that it can be used on puffy eyes!

 

[Dzaniel]

Kegals work.... amazing........ my gf could probably win an arm wrestling competition with her vajayjay.... And that's one of the many reasons I love her.

 

[Doober]

Minty fresh just don't drink orange juice before sipping the juice. I seen something about some rich couple and he made his wife sit in ice water to tighten stuff,brrrr.

 

[Babs]

"In the summer, women were warned of the dangers of putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. "

Who the fuck would do that?! So, is there a flavor that works better than others?

 

[Keepalowprofile]

"In the summer, women were warned of the dangers of putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. "

Who the fuck would do that?! So, is there a flavor that works better than others?

Say it isnt so.
I feel so old fashioned. I just wet a flour sack towel and wrap it around my neck.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Kegals work.... amazing........ my gf could probably win an arm wrestling competition with her vajayjay.... And that's one of the many reasons I love her.

3 reps of 10, 3 times a day for 30+ years and no kids. Oh yeah, they work!

 

[hzlb]

supposedly.....a friend of a friend told me..... people use prep h for tightening of either end A LOT..... like it's one of the most frequently shoplifted items out there. and not because of it's intended use

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my question is have these women never heard of Kegals?

probably, to much effort for most .....

 

[cubby]

I can't use adult toothpaste because every brand I've tried burns the inside of my mouth like I was eating jalapenos, so I can't even imagine what putting it inside my vagina would feel like, wow, some people are just desperate.

 

[Bobbo]

"In the summer, women were warned of the dangers of putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. "

Who the fuck would do that?! So, is there a flavor that works better than others?

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Rocket Pop for the win!

 

[Babs]

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Great colors! Patriotic Pussy!

 

[Brillig]

I can't use adult toothpaste because every brand I've tried burns the inside of my mouth like I was eating jalapenos...

You are probably sensitive to SLS (Sodium Lauryl Sulfate), I can't use most toothpaste for that reason, it makes my mouth burn. You might also be sensitive to the peppermint oil in most toothpaste (also an irritant).

 

[cubby]

You are probably sensitive to SLS

Do you have any suggestions about what toothpaste I can use? the children's toothpaste doesn't seem to work as well as I'd like but they don't burn me.

 

[roadsidehorror]

If you are so concerned about have a loose love pocket? Roll over!

 

[Brillig]

Do you have any suggestions about what toothpaste I can use? the children's toothpaste doesn't seem to work as well as I'd like but they don't burn me.

I tried at least a dozen, and ended up liking this one best. No burning, adult toothpaste, and contains fluoride:

Epic Dental 31% Xylitol Toothpaste, Spearmint, 4.9 Ounce (Pack of 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FAAY3S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NwuyEb8Y9JP3Y

 

[cubby]

Just ordered it, have it on Saturday, Thank you very much.

 

[JackBurton]

I've never once been banging and thought, "fuck, wish this shit was tighter". If anything, ive kinda wished i had the exact opposite on quite a few occasions.

I like a real nasty, worn out feel. No clue why dudes would find someone that is hard to get into appealing.