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While stopped at a red light Tuesday afternoon, a New Hampshire motorist was living his best life, smoking crack cocaine and being fellated by a woman in the passenger seat, police report.

Manchester Police Department detectives spotted Michael Douville, 51, behind the wheel of a Chrysler 300 stopped at an intersection. Douville, a Nashua resident, was engaged in...illegal acts” at the time, cops allege.

When two detectives approached the vehicle and identified themselves, Douville sped off. He was subsequently apprehended by a third cop. His passenger, however, “fled the area and was not located,” investigators say.

Seen below, Douville was arrested on several charges, including lewdness, narcotics possession, and disobeying a police officer.

Free on bond, Douville was convicted in Florida in 2016 on a misdemeanor theft charge and ordered to pay $370 in fines and court costs.


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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/live-free-or-die-trying-295083
 
Free on bond, Douville was convicted in Florida in 2016 on a misdemeanor theft charge

If he'd been driving a beat-up Outback and shooting Fentanyl the detectives would not have noticed him among the other local scenery.

But smoking crack while rolling a Chrysler 300 (I wager it has big stupid rims) in those parts is a fish-out-of-water, which is just another way of saying Florida-Man-in-New-Hampshire.
 
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