I didn't mean to make anything personal, I just know that some of the comments made are probably shared by others. I just wanted to make it clear where the site stood in relation to those comments.
Swivel summed it up pretty good in what will now be added to our FAQ.
Swivel summed it up pretty good in what will now be added to our FAQ.
- People are not INNOCENT until proven guilty. This is a legal philosophy designed to place the burden of proof entirely in the hands of the prosecution. It means something in a court of law, but it doesn't mean jack-fucking-shit on our website.
- Your retarded relative either did it or they didn't. And we think you know what the fuck is up.
- Our courts treat everyone with the respect afforded an innocent person, regardless of (2). We don't have to. It isn't slander to report an arrest or to talk shit about the people that commit such acts.
- We don't give as much of a shit about a crime three years after it was committed.
- Our site makes fun of people for being suspected of tragic and comedic crimes.
- This is no different than COPS entertaining us with arrests, instead of giving us a highlight reel of people being led from the Defense desk to a holding cell in an orange jumpsuit, and then a riveting slow-speed montage of their transfer vehicle taking them from jail to prison. The producers of COPS and Manhunters know that this latter show would suck, just as our site would suck if we posted nothing but rap sheets.
- In the two cases that we have been wrong, we retracted our stories. We have no problem picking up the pebbles that litter the unjustly-stoned. In fact...
- ...we will need them because we fully intend to keep tossing boulders at two groups of fuck-heads: A. Those that do bad shit to people. B. Those that are dumb enough to live with and hang around the psychotic assholes that would accuse them of bad shit even when they are innocent and then come onto our front page and attempt to justify evil with grammatically-incorrect rationalizations.
- If you think we suck for the above, keep in mind that we do not make enough money off of your retarded relative or ex to pay our writers a salary. So, please sue us. We could use the publicity.