Dentures, TV remote go flying in Martin County

[Satanica]

This one has to be quoted, so it's ghosttruck's fault if anyone gets a nasty letter.

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The 62-year-old woman said her son’s ex-girlfriend — the 35-year-old woman — “stormed her residence and began to shout obscenities at her,” the report states.

The 62-year-old woman said the 35-year-old woman picked up a TV remote, often powered by “AA” batteries, and threw it “with great force, knocking her dentures out of her mouth and onto the ground,” the report states.

Evidently, the 35-year-old woman was not armed to the teeth.

The 62-year-old woman did not say they fought tooth and nail.

Deputies reported the 62-year-old woman appeared a bit under the influence, but there were no allegations of lying through the teeth.
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The incident may have been no skin off the 62-year-old woman’s teeth because she did not want to pursue charges.

No arrests were made.

Off The Beat: Dentures, TV remote go flying in Martin County

A television remote typically is used to change channels, but a 35-year-old woman stands accused of employing one for a different purpose.

www.tcpalm.com

 

[ghosttruck]

And if you send nasty letters...make them REALLY nasty!

 

[lithiumgirl]

I am never getting dentures ... ever. Nope, I'm not.

 

[Old Man Metal]

That is fucking horrible.

ETA: the writing, I mean.