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ghosttruck

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An Iowa man charged with exposing himself to a woman at a variety store told cops that he “had seen someone do it in a pornographic film” and thought the victim, who was accompanied by her minor son, might “respond to it sexually,” according to a court filing.

Nicholas Sheehy, 23, was arrested Friday afternoon at the Dollar General in Ottumwa, a city about 85 miles southeast of Des Moines. Sheehy, an Ottumwa resident, was charged with indecent exposure, a serious misdemeanor.

When confronted by police, Sheehy “admitted that he ‘whipped it out’ referring to his penis,” a criminal complaint alleges. “The defendant stated that he had seen someone do it in a pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it sexually.”

Instead, the woman contacted cops, who reported that Sheehy “admitted that he exposed himself for sexual gratification.”

 
Once again for the peanut gallery: males should assume NO ONE wants to see their penis. You find it exciting. We do not.

I hope the next flasher offends someone with a taser and good aim.
 
So this guy probably shows up at random chicks' houses dressed as a plumber and a burglar and a pizza delivery guy too.

So did we ever come to a consensus about the effect of pepper spray on a naked peen? Will it burn? Asking for a friend.
"Chile willy" is a well-known, very real result of the improper handling of hot peppers (for those with dicks). I have to imagine cap-stun would be excruciating.
 
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