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MISSOULA, MT – Eric Rosser, a former bandmate of John Mellencamp, formerly known as John Cougar Mellencamp, formerly known as John Cougar, was just sentenced to a minimum of ten years after fleeing from federal supervisory custody on a bus with $70,000 in cash, a bunch of weed, and enough kiddie porn to gum up the works.

Eric Franklin Rosser is his own worst enemy.

The former keyboardist for John Mellencamp, including work on the iconic 1982 album American Fool, just agreed to a plea deal with federal prosecutors that brings to a close a spirited but misguided run for freedom that was derailed by Rosser's inability to abstain from porno-peeking at the younger ones.

It was not his first brush with the law over this particular weakness.

Rosser reached his peak stardom in 2000, some 18 years after his work with the then-John-Cougar, when he was placed on the FBI's infamous Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for production and distribution of child pornography. At the time he was in Thailand, that Shangra-La of too-young love; he would be arrested there in August 2001 and subsequently extradited to the US to face the clammy hand of Justice.

He was finally released from federal custody on January 13th 2017, and lasted six months before he cut and ran "to avoid going back to prison." Some things, it seems, are foreordained.

"Run, rabbit, run" he did, on that hot day in July 2017. He had $10,000 in cash strapped to each leg, another $50k in his luggage and $1000 worth of weed (whatever that is) in reserve "for personal use." And more than a felony's worth of kiddie porn.

And he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't'a been for his damned self.

A fellow traveler on the bus from Butte to Billings noticed that Rosser was looking at child pornography on an unspecified device, because he just couldn't help himself, escape plans be damned. When said traveler approached Rosser about his illicit activities, Rosser was completely dismissive, telling the Nosy Nellie "leave me alone. I know I have a problem."

Not content with that, Nosy Nellie called the police, who obligingly met the bus at the next stop. They yanked Rosser off the bus, and he admitted to everything.

On October 9th, after the plea deal was finalized, U.S. Magistrate Judge Jeremiah Lynch sentenced Rosser to a minimum of ten years and warned that he "may be on supervised release for the rest of his life following the prison term."

One can only hope.
 
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Not sure why he isnt going to be caged for life.

Guy has actually raped kids and created the stuff, not merely just looked at it. Firm pattern here that he is going to try and prey on kids no matter what. Yet they only put him away another 10???
 
What about the drugs? They cant hit him with some drug charge?

Did this bus cross state lines? No federal drug crime beef as a result of that?
 
Americans ... haha! Dying.


He looks like a creep! Ten years ?

Like we don't know he was on his way to find some gullible grandmother, to sponge off a ... broke as, worth less than 100,000 ... bragging that he worked for Mellencamp, who probably wants to punch you in the mouth.
 
He got it worse than Pete Townshend who 'just looked at it.' Pete charged child porn to his credit card in the early 00s and was 'cautioned' by British police when he got picked up in a separate major CP investigation. Pete only had to register as a sex offender for 5 years. Of course he said it was research for a book...
 
Little ditty, about Eric Rosser.
When it comes to kiddie porn, he gets a little closer.
Cops they say he is one sick sucker
Say he dreams about being a kid fucker.

Oh yeah he was on the ruuuun.
But his time cruisin' kiddie porn was far from done.
Woman on a bus said what you doin'?
Eric says go away nosey lady I'm picturin' screwin'!

Erics all, yeah those pics hit the spooot!
Meanwhile lady calls the cops says guess who we goooot?
Popo board the bus, they bust his ass
They saw we the lawnmower, your ass is grass!!


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Little ditty, about Eric Rosser.
When it comes to kiddie porn, he gets a little closer.
Cops they say he is one sick sucker
Say he dreams about being a kid fucker.

Oh yeah he was on the ruuuun.
But his time cruisin' kiddie porn was far from done.
Woman on a bus said what you doin'?
Eric says go away nosey lady I'm picturin' screwin'!

Erics all, yeah those pics hit the spooot!
Meanwhile lady calls the cops says guess who we goooot?
Popo board the bus, they bust his ass
They say we the lawnmower, your ass is grass!!

Gonna go to jail
A decade or more!
Die behind the bars
Now kiddie porn sober.
No one will idolize you, they hate your guts.
Betting some big inmate, rips off your nuts!


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Dafuq is wrong with my post?
Judas Priest!
 
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Billings and Butte are both in Montana.

Damn shame.

I didnt pay attention to which cities he traveled to/from. I just saw Billings and saw he was busted while on a bus. Damn shame he didnt cross state lines, not that the govt would go too hard at him anyways im sure.

He got it worse than Pete Townshend who 'just looked at it.' Pete charged child porn to his credit card in the early 00s and was 'cautioned' by British police when he got picked up in a separate major CP investigation. Pete only had to register as a sex offender for 5 years. Of course he said it was research for a book...

I remember that. Never cared for The Who anyways. Disgusting his "research" excuse seemed to sway some dumbfucks.
 
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