Calvin Morett is a dick.

[Unamused Cat]

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

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[Lizard]

"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

After all the unsubstantiated claims, a guy actually DOES trip over his balls!

 

[Unamused Cat]

Damn... that would have made a better title. "Calvin Morett trips over his balls." lol

 

[Lizard]

Good FP candidate, IMHO....

 

[Jaded]

Classic. Perfect story to start a persons day!

 

[aspartame]

HAHAAAA!!!!!!

omfg why did not cool shit like this happen at my HS graduation!

 

[~Absynthe~]

I have seen a lot of people do funny shit at graduations..but those one is priceless!!!