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By Spooky on August 6th, 2019 Category: News

American basketball player Donell “D.J.” Cooper has been banned from the sport for two years after a urine test found him to be pregnant.

The 28-year-old point guard who last played for AS Monaco, in Europe, was suspended for two years by the International Basketball Federation (FIBA) after a urine sample was found to contain high levels of human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG)—a hormone produced by the female placenta during pregnancy. Instead of praising the finding as a divine miracle, FIBA assumed that Cooper had submitted a woman’s urine as his own, without knowing that she was pregnant at the time, so they banned him from playing competitively for two years.

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He wasn't cheating! He;s just a miracle of medicine to prove that men can get pregnant!

Stupid fuckwad. Just play the fucking sport, you've reached the top of the game, now just enjoy the ride. I never will understand people that feel the need to cheat to win
 
Ordinarily, I'd be on the side of you guys making fun of him, but.... They said they just "assumed" the urine was from a female since it tested pregnant. They need to make sure. Males CAN have a positive pregnancy test (hCG in their urine) - it is one of the first symptoms of testicular cancer. https://blogs.webmd.com/from-our-archives/20121112/pregnancy-test-reveals-testicular-cancer
I wholeheartedly agree with the ban if it's found he just swapped some chick's pee for his.
 
Ordinarily, I'd be on the side of you guys making fun of him, but.... They said they just "assumed" the urine was from a female since it tested pregnant. They need to make sure. Males CAN have a positive pregnancy test (hCG in their urine) - it is one of the first symptoms of testicular cancer. https://blogs.webmd.com/from-our-archives/20121112/pregnancy-test-reveals-testicular-cancer
I wholeheartedly agree with the ban if it's found he just swapped some chick's pee for his.
This is true. The stolen urine story is more fun tho.
 
Ordinarily, I'd be on the side of you guys making fun of him, but.... They said they just "assumed" the urine was from a female since it tested pregnant. They need to make sure. Males CAN have a positive pregnancy test (hCG in their urine) - it is one of the first symptoms of testicular cancer. https://blogs.webmd.com/from-our-archives/20121112/pregnancy-test-reveals-testicular-cancer
I wholeheartedly agree with the ban if it's found he just swapped some chick's pee for his.
I hope he doesn’t have cancer.
 
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