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Lots and lots of guys just happen to be nekkid when they're changing light bulbs. Or handling an empty soda bottle. Or a slender -- or not so slender -- spray can. Or shot glasses. Or any number of other Improbable Objects. Then they slip and fall on the Improbable Object and it gets wedged deeply within their fundament, sending them to the ER to have the IO removed.
but the cucumber was lying on the floor, so it slipped in sideways!
I should hope not! You know where that cukes been!
One of the funniest days of my life was when I was 15, sis was 17, and we drove from Atlanta to Montgomery to visit my Mom's cousin. His wife was 9+ months pregnant and she drove my sister and me back to the hotel so we could swim, turns out she was an ER nurse (first time we'd met her). The stories she told that day of the stuff they have to remove from the pelvic region, my sides hurt thinking about how hard we laughed for those hours. Track lighting, Coca Cola bottles, condiment jars/bottles, fruits and vegetables, workshop type tools... Every item had a story. Best day I've ever had in Alabama! It did her some good too, George Joseph was born 18 hours later.
