KY Man Covered In Fur & Blood Caught Sexually Assaulting Dead Deer

[Sugar Cookie]

Central City Police say a driver called 911 to report seeing a man having sëx with a dead deer on the side of the road.

Officers responded and say they found Allen Osborne, still in the area and still with his pants down.

They say blood and deer hair were on his clothes.

When they got him to the jail to change, they said blood and deer hair were also around his privates.

Man arrested, accused of sexual act with dead deer

CENTRAL CITY, Ky. (WEVV) -- A man was arrested in connection to a sexual incident with a dead deer on Saturday night, according to the Central City Police Department.

www.wevv.com

 

[DaveL]

This is exhibit #8,421,602 why I never wanted to be a cop. I'll worry about the Electrical Code and factory automation, y'all can go talk to the dude f*cking a dead deer.

 

[Alf]

Another dead deer fucker? Well.

--Al

 

[CatoTheYoungest]

Manlets are lower life forms.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Another dead deer fucker? Well.

--Al

How many deer fuckers have we had.

I don't think the actual story of Bryan James Hathaway and his deer encounter was posted.

This happened in 2006

A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn’t an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

He is charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can’t be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn’t an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

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Man has sex with dead deer

A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

metro.co.uk

His defense failed

 

[Alf]

How many deer fuckers have we had.

At least two. Mr. Hathaway was one of them. I found a link for the story, but it doesn't go anywhere.

--Al

 

[Metalfan]

I always thought venison tasted funny!

 

[Sugar Cookie]

At least two. Mr. Hathaway was one of them. I found a link for the story, but it doesn't go anywhere.

--Al

Do you know the other name - I will see if there is any update.

But first i am going out to shovel some more.

 

[Alf]

I had a pair of shoe chains at one point, and a friend with both hips replaced got concerned about slipping. They are his chains now.

I was counting Mr. Osborne up there as the second one.

--Al

 

[Symmachus]

OH DEER!

 

[BuffettGirl]

My Mom and her brother often repeat a phrase of their father's, "Oh shit, oh deer!", I'mma just leave that here for now. 'cause I don't even know what they mean by it aside from maybe "Crap!"