Five years for foreskin felon, Lazavian Gibbs

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

Lazavian Gibbs, 22


Jones County, Mississippi


"There wasn’t hard proof that a convict smuggled drugs into the jail, but there was strong, “non-circumcisional” evidence.

A package of 5 grams of illegal substances was located in 22-year-old Lazavian Gibbs’ foreskin after he was rushed to the hospital suffering from an overdose, according to testimony in Jones County Circuit Court on Thursday."

Gibbs was arrested Feb 7th.
Three days later, while in jail, he overdosed

"After being revived at the jail, Gibbs was transported to South Central Regional Medical Center, and when medical personnel catheterized him, that’s when authorities were tipped off to how the drugs must have been smuggled into the jail.

“He said he took 12 pills,” Brogan said. “The total package was 5 grams.”

"Gibbs had to have smuggled the drugs into the jail, Brogan testified, because he had been incarcerated “for a couple of days” before the overdose.

When the judge asked where the drugs were discovered, Brogan said, “They were located in the foreskin of his penis.”

Judge Dal Williamson let out a long sigh and Public Defender Matt Sherman quickly said, “No questions.”"


"Some court officials tried unsuccessfully to stifle their laughter, as did a few in the audience — including Gibbs’ brother — as the defendant dropped his head into his hands."

"Gibbs was ordered to serve five years in the full-time custody of the Mississippi Department of Corrections — time that had been suspended from a 2018 burglary conviction — for violating the terms of his release."

Five years for foreskin felon

There wasn’t hard proof that a convict smuggled drugs into the jail, but there was strong, “non-circumcisional” evidence.

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[cubby]

Dumbass!

Exactly what was he expecting? Tucking those pills into an area with the most nerve endings and blood vessels, it's a miracle he didn't die before they figured it out. And the to add insult to injury he's got 5 years to serve from violating his probation. He's a smart one

 

[DaveL]

You'd think there'd be a moment, as you sit on your prison bunk pulling your pills out of your dick cheese, where you stop and reevaluate your life choices.

 

[BuffettGirl]

You'd think there'd be a moment, as you sit on your prison bunk pulling your pills out of your dick cheese, where you stop and reevaluate your life choices.

You'd think!

 

[Ella Mayo]

In case anyone's left alive who hasn't heard this ancient joke:

A certain Mohel (Rabbi who performs circumcisions) had gotten advanced in years and was ready for retirement. Throughout his career, he had kept all the little pieces of skin he cut off in the hundreds of circumcisions he had performed.

After his final circumcision, he took all the little pieces to the best leathersmith in town. He said to the leathersmith, "Sir, this is my life's work. Now that I am retired, I would like you to craft it into a fitting memorial to my career!"

The leathersmith looked over all that was brought before him. He thought for a few minutes and then told the Mohel to return in two weeks.

Two weeks later, the Mohel returned to the leathersmith, eager to see what the artisan had crafted for him.

"Are you ready?" asked the leathersmith, pulling out a small package. He opened it up and presented a wallet.

"A wallet?!" The Mohel shouted, taken aback, "My life's work! Hundreds of circumcisions and all you could make to memorialize it is one little wallet?!"

"This is no ordinary wallet," replied the leathersmith, "if you rub on it, it turns into a suitcase."

};^D

 

[agm8478]

Ewwwww…. That mental image is nauseating…..

 

[Josh P]

An interesting PEZ dispenser.