Sentenced: Would-Be Florida Burglar Dressed In Drag ‘Slips Out’ Sex Toy While Stalking Woman

[Sugar Cookie]

A sex-toy-wielding Florida man dressed in drag was arrested Tuesday for trying to break into a stranger’s home in the early hours of the morning.

Marshall Jones, 40, was first spotted stalking outside the St. Petersburg home around 1:30 a.m. Dec. 15 as the female homeowner slept inside, according to an arrest affidavit.

Video caught a man, later identified as Jones, wearing a dress and carrying what “appeared to be an erect penis in his hand” rattling the door in an attempt to yank it open.

[Jones] is then seen pressing the erect penis against the door before walking away,” court documents state.

Jones told investigators he was merely checking in on the woman’s “welfare” after having seen someone else get shot at the house just two weeks earlier, court documents show.

As for the sex toy, Jones allegedly relented that he was carrying one but that it had “slipped out” when he approached the door.

He was taken into custody, but put up a brief fight, the charges indicate.

Would-be Florida burglar dressed in drag ‘slips out’ sex toy while stalking woman: docs

Video caught the man wearing a dress and carrying what “appeared to be an erect penis in his hand” rattling the door in an attempt to yank it open.

nypost.com

 

[BuffettGirl]

So, just a regular Florida Tuesday then?

 

[Josh P]

I like how they use penis and yank in the same sentence.

 

[Metalfan]

So, just a regular Florida Tuesday then?

I was at Bingo!

 

[Sugar Cookie]

He was sentenced to probation for another break-in

Name:	JONES, MARSHELL

Supervision Begin Date:	01/08/2026
Current Location:	CLEARWATER
Current Status:	ACTIVE
Supervision Type:	PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date:	01/08/2028

Current Community Supervision History:​

Offense Date	Offense	Sentence Date	County	Case No.	Community Supervision Length
07/05/2024	BURGL UNOCC DWELLING	10/20/2025	PINELLAS	2406536	2Y 0M 0D

 

[420702]

Marshal Jones Soros was the sexiest woman at the ati-ice rally. And that sad.