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Wanted: Robert Rimmer... Elsewhere, Jeremy Meeks hugging a can of Four Loko Gold, weeping.

Blunderbuss Firozabad

Blunderbuss Firozabad

Made of Pumpkin pie
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Police in Manchrster, England, are asking the public-at-large to keep an eye out for this man, Robert Rimmer, 36, for something or other...
It's in the article. Probably.
Organized drug ring I think.. maybe... ?
Broke his gym membership contract?
Stopped traffic?

As his mug has gone viral, I'm confident he will be spotted soon.


"Robert Rimmer is wanted in connection with on ongoing investigation into drug-related offences in the Humberside area, police said. He is originally from Ashton-under-Lyne."

"Police said:
"Have you seen wanted man 36-year-old Robert Rimmer? Officers are keen to speak to him in connection with an ongoing investigation into drugs related offences in our area.

"Robert is originally from the Ashton-Under-Lyne area of Manchester but has known links to Hull, Cheshire, Liverpool and Blackpool. If you see him, or know where he is, please do not approach him but instead call us immediately on our non-emergency 101 line quoting investigation reference 20900368291. "


Aye, we're all keen to speak to him as well- about whatever he wants to speak about--Car engine parts, Manchester United, a loan...

RIP Jeremy Meeks, wherever you are now.



www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Police hunting for man wanted in connection with drugs investigation

Officers have warned members of the public not to approach Robert Rimmer
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
 
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Has anyone thought to check dental offices?
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Any Englishman with this level of dental care can't be all bad.

But wait, this post isn't just a piggy-back on @everjaded's offering! I have more info on our Robert Rimmer.

Many years ago he saw his ex-girlfriend, a Miss Amy Broadbent, (who with her twin sister went on to star in a TV series called TOWIE and dated Cristiano Ronaldo) out at a nightclub with a rising star player of Manchester United, Ronnie Wallwork, and stabbed him with a fish knife he had handy.


Robert pled guilty, as he is a stand-up dude, and as it turns out, Wallwork is not a shiny paragon of virtue and I believe may be currently incarcerated at Strangeways prison.

From 2005:

"A GYM trainer who repeatedly knifed former Manchester United player Ronnie Wallwork in an “eruption of extreme violence” has been jailed for five and a half years."

"Robert Rimmer could have killed Mr Wallwork when he attacked him with a fish knife in the VIP lounge of a trendy city-centre bar, a Judge said at Manchester Crown Court."

"21-year-old Rimmer saw him with an ex-girlfriend of his, Amy Broadbent, in the Sugar Lounge bar on Deansgate Locks."

"Rimmer, of Abbey Hey Lane Gorton, pleaded guilty to wounding Mr Wallwork who played ten times for United before leaving Old Trafford."

Ronnie Wallwork:
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His criminal descent:
en.wikipedia.org

Ronnie Wallwork - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org

And what you've all been waiting for, the woman our Robert was trying to save, Amy Broadbent.
She's on the left. Or the right. I'm not sure. Twins, you know.
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www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Jail for Wallwork attacker

A GYM trainer who repeatedly knifed former Manchester United player Ronnie Wallwork in an “eruption of extreme violence” has been jailed for five and a half years. Robert Rimmer could have killed Mr Wallwork when he attacked him with a fish knife in the VIP lounge of a trendy city-centre bar, a...
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roadsidehorror said:
The mere mention of 4 Loko Gold has made me nauseous and given me a headache.

Worst hangover ever.
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You're not supposed to go to sleep, that's what the caffeine is for. You've been doing it wrong!

Haha, yes, it's loathesome.

But don't you fret about Jeremy Meeks hangovers, because post-heiress knock-up, he's making movies left and right. (or wrong. I don't know how you feel about poorly acted low-budget mish-mashes)

Here's a scene from his upcoming film "Beach Chain"

 
Low budget is great. I can also enjoy horrific acting if the director is a Maestro.
(Loyd Kaufman, Frank Henenlotter) However, I have no clue who this Meeks character is. I watched that trailer though..I’d need 3 Lokos to watch the film itself.

WTF was this thread about, again?:vomit::dead:
 
roadsidehorror said:
Low budget is great. I can also enjoy horrific acting if the director is a Maestro.
(Loyd Kaufman, Frank Henenlotter) However, I have no clue who this Meeks character is. I watched that trailer though..I’d need 3 Lokos to watch the film itself.

WTF was this thread about, again?:vomit::dead:
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Jeremy Meeks was an habitual criminal who's mugshot gained a lot of attention because of his appearance, which led to a modeling contract, which led to him meeting and inpregnating the daughter of a British billionaire.
Baby was born, romance fizzled, the jet-set life evaporated, modeling career was fleeting, and now he's showing up in some movies apparently.
I have suggested that Robert Rimmer, the criminal currently being sought by British police, is his heir apparent, the next "Hot Felon".
Jeremy Meeks has been mentioned many times here at DD, and has 2 threads devoted to him.
Since you're a fella, I can understand why this would escape your notice.

Rags to riches
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He may be a low level criminal from
no-where California, but he rode that mugshot pony to a $100 million dollar yacht on the French Riviera.

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Blunderbuss Firozabad said:
Jeremy Meeks was an habitual criminal who's mugshot gained a lot of attention because of his appearance, which led to a modeling contract, which led to him meeting and inpregnating the daughter of a British billionaire.
Baby was born, romance fizzled, the jet-set life evaporated, modeling career was fleeting, and now he's showing up in some movies apparently.
I have suggested that Robert Rimmer, the criminal currently being sought by British police, is his heir apparent, the next "Hot Felon".
Jeremy Meeks has been mentioned many times here at DD, and has 2 threads devoted to him.
Since you're a fella, I can understand why this would escape your notice.

Rags to riches
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He may be a low level criminal from
no-where California, but he rode that mugshot pony to a $100 million dollar yacht on the French Riviera.

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I remember this guy! I was trying to figure out who Jeremy Meeks was.
 
Oh….That fuckin guy! I bet he sweet talks like a 70s pimp in Chicago.

“Girl, you know I love you. I’ll give you the moon, the sky and this dick. I’m just a little short right now. Think you could pay my court fees?”

“I’m abouts to be the next Fabio baby. You’re going to be on the cover with me.”
 
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