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Turd Fergusen

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A Florida Woman who insisted to cops that she was allowed to go topless while cleaning out her garage--in full view of her neighbors--was arrested for indecent exposure, according to a police report.

Responding to a 911 call “reference to a exposure of sexual organs,” cops spoke with a Vero Beach resident who said that a neighbor who lives across the street pulled down her shirt “and exposed her breasts to the victim and her children.” The minors, the report noted, ranged in age from 11 to five.

At one point, the witness said, the topless woman “bent over with her top down and started pounding on her blue plastic recycling bin making sure that the victim and the kids were looking.”

Upon confronting the suspect--identified by police as Stephanie Wright, 56--“her tan tank top was tucked under her breasts and I could visibly see her breasts,” reported Deputy David Ragley.

Pictured above, Wright refused Ragley’s initial request to cover up. “No, I’m in my garage and I don’t have to,” she reportedly said. After eventually pulling her top up, Wright explained that she had been “cleaning out her garage.” Asked why she was doing this topless, Wright “stated she was allowed to.”

After explaining to Wright that she was not permitted to be topless if the neighbors could see her, the deputy said that she “does not have an expectation of privacy with the open view of the street and neighbors.”

Wright was then handcuffed and told she was under arrest for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. Wright was released from the county jail Friday evening after posting $500 bond.

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Cleaning the garage in hot humid Florida climate? I feel mostly sympathetic to her.
Instead of a tank top tucked under her lap dogs in full view of neighbors, she should try a some self respect and a light loose fitting shirt, then let that fruit swing.
@Muriel Schwenck we tuck pillow cases or wash clothes under sweaty parts and yeasty parts ...
 
@Muriel Schwenck we tuck pillow cases or wash clothes under sweaty parts and yeasty parts ...
Sadly, in Florida, nothing really helps.
Seriously what I see is a prudish parent arguing with a cranky broad who at least had something on until she got angry and released the hounds.
It will not traumatize children to see an oldster partially nude. Adults starting a fight in front of children is worse.. Couldn't they try to have a sense of humor about it?
The children have learned that ugly old people are fair targets. They also learned that a little sympathy, pity, humour, are not options.
 
Breasts are NOT "sexual organs", but I wouldn't want to see hers anyway.
Apparently in Florida they are.
I read a tale once of a woman who started to breast-feed her child, then was assailed by somebody who had enough spare time to mind somebody else's business. Seems that, at least according to her interlocutor, breasts are only for sex and breast-feeding constitutes child abuse and Mrs. Grundy was going to call the local variant of child protective services to have her baby taken away from her because she stuck a boob in kiddo's mouth.

My eyes rolled so hard when I read that that I think I saw the inside of my skull.

--Al
 
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