Man Found Stuck In Grease Duct

[LFODBiker]

I understand some folks like to find creative ways to break into property, but this guy took it to a whole new level...

Found here - https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oil-slicked-man-stuck-california-grease-duct-rescued-n947386

Oil-slicked man stuck in California grease duct rescued
The 29-year-old man likely would "not have survived another day given the circumstances," officials said.

It was grease frightening.

Firefighters rescued a man who had gotten stuck in a grease duct of a California restaurant Wednesday.

The 29-year-old man likely would "not have survived another day given the circumstances," the Alameda County Sheriff's Department said in a statement, but did not specify how long he had been there.

He was covered in grease and oil and couldn't move, the statement said.

The oil-slicked man was found after a resident heard a "faint voice" coming from a vacant Chinese food restaurant in San Lorenzo and called authorities, police said. Responders found the man wedged in a sheet metal grease duct that ran from the roof to the kitchen.

The man couldn't move, and it took firefighters an hour to free him, according to the sheriff's department. He was "physically exhausted and suffering from dehydration" and taken to the hospital, the department said. He's expected to make a full recovery.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oil-slicked-man-stuck-california-grease-duct-rescued-n947386

 

[lithiumgirl]

Oh I would be lying my face off about the burglary part and just go straight to ... I fell in ... got hurt and pay me.

 

[ghosttruck]

All lubed up and no where to go... that's gotta suck

 

[Old Man Metal]

Who the hell breaks into an abandoned Chinese restaurant? Unless you're into Ouija boarding with the spirits of deceased felines, there's no upside.

Too dumb to live, too lucky to die.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

I bet cat grease is pretty fucking disgusting too!

 

[Sejanus]

Just... Why?

 

[Jaded]

"Grease frightening."

Grease......... frightening.....

Wow.

 

[Inferus]

A man was "found" in a Chinese restaurant? C'mon, the strays dried up so the vagrants were next. Avoid the sweet and sour people.

 

[Inferus]

All lubed up and no where to go... that's gotta suck

Are we sure this isn't a Japanese porno?

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Just... Why?

I blame a lack of decent shows on cable.

Post automatically merged: Dec 14, 2018

Who the hell breaks into an abandoned Chinese restaurant? Unless you're into Ouija boarding with the spirits of deceased felines, there's no upside.

Too dumb to live, too lucky to die.

They were hoping to steal the secret recipe for Szechuan sauce.

 

[Inferus]

This story just keeps me thinking of tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[Old Man Metal]

"Grease frightening."

Grease......... frightening.....

Wow.

Seriously.

 

[Jaded]

Seriously.

We used to come up with some lame ass shit on the fp, and by "we" I mean Morbid, but daaaaamn.... that made my eyes roll so hard I could see behind me.