Chastity Hopson Took Her Meth To The Cops To Be Be Tested For Ebola

[Nell]

A Central Texas woman is behind bars on a drug possession charge after responding to a fake news alert claiming that drug supplies in the region have been contaminated by the deadly Ebola virus.

Chastity Eugina Hopson, 29, was arrested Thursday and charged with possession of less than one gram of a controlled substance, according to Burnet County jail records.

Hopson was responding to a Facebook post from the Granite Shoals Police Department that said supplies of methamphetamine and heroin in the region have possibly been contaminated with Ebola, police announced Thursday.

"If you have recently purchased meth or heroin in Central Texas, please take it to the local police or sheriff department so it can be screened with a special device," the fake news story published Tuesday said. "DO NOT use it until it has been properly checked for possible Ebola contamination!"

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mysa...after-police-share-7212671.php?client=safari#

 

[Forensicwx]

This is fantastic!

And of course, people on the site are calling their technique unprofessional and deplorable, mocking the intelligence of drug addicts.

Way to go Chastity! Stopping the spread of that deadly Ebola!

 

[rod2pop]

She's chuckling like the blittering idiot she is.

Hey, guys - for an easy time, call Chastity Hopson. Tell her a snake just bit your pecker and she needs to suck the venom out.

 

[Knox]

I'm trying really hard not to mock the stupid people, but they are making it waaaay to easy!! For reals people??!!

 

[cubby]

The stupid, it burns.:gas:


They're talking about you, Chastity.:water:

 

[Athena]

And, meth, ladies and gentlemen...

I don't see my favorite emoticon anymore. Sadface.

 

[Spider]

If you care enough about your life to be worried about Ebola why the fuck are you using Meth?

 

[mybum62]

This is funny as hell.

 

[Valasca]

Oh, man. I seriously wish this had been Florida.

 

[cubby]

Yep the trifecta, Meth, Stupidity and Florida!:hattip:

 

[Kittyskyfish]

Wouldn't it have been beautiful if the Granite Shoals Police Department tested her drugs and discovered her supplier was selling crystal sugar instead of meth, and she didn't have the sense to know the difference? Maybe that's why she's a user with some meat on her bones?

 

[cubby]

That would be hilarious! I've know some folks to be drunk off their feet and they haven't had anything stronger than koolaide, but they didn't know it, they thought they was DRANKING! LOL

 

[Valasca]

Yep the trifecta, Meth, Stupidity and Florida!:hattip:

Not Florida. It was Texas.

 

[Satarah]

Anyone else remember the commercial that had the frying pan and the egg, "This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs..."
I guess she didn't learn :hilarious:

 

[cubby]

Not Florida. It was Texas.

I knew it was Texas, I was simply replying to your comment of:

Oh, man. I seriously wish this had been Florida.

 

[lithiumgirl]

What a dip shit. Dumbest criminals ever, they need their own show! How do people live this shit down?

 

[Sue sue]

What a dip shit. Dumbest criminals ever, they need their own show! How do people live this shit down?

Smoke more meth.

 

[LurkinLion]

So was the meth good, or did it have ebola?

 

[Satarah]

They should have "tested" it, let her go out claiming it was "tainted" and maybe they'd have made more than just one arrest that way. Duh cops, lol.

So was the meth good, or did it have ebola?

 

[amac]

Best part...

"DO NOT use it until it has been properly checked for possible Ebola contamination!"

Yes, because once the cops have cleared it of any contamination risk they'll totally hand it back to you and say, "Knock yourself out!"

Boy, I'm really missing that pink head-on-the-table laughing emoji right now. This is too good to be true in the stupid beyond belief department!

 

[amac]

I miss that one too... this one :hilarious: just isn't cutting it for me.

IKR? Just not the same effect at all.

 

[Heatheness]

That one emoji was my favorite, I used it all if the time! Maybe we can start a petition to get it back?!?

And so as not to derail the thread, I wonder if she was the only one who responded or if there were others. If there were others, how many? *insert head on table laughing emoji here* out:

 

[amac]

That one emoji was my favorite, I used it all if the time! Maybe we can start a petition to get it back?!?

And so as not to derail the thread, I wonder if she was the only one who responded or if there were others. If there were others, how many? *insert head on table laughing emoji here* out:

I'll sign that petition! And back on point, yes, I wonder the same thing. I realize meth fries your brain, but damn... That's a special kind of dumb.

 

[disgusted4sho]

Smart meth heads just Google that shit first to see if it was real. That's what my friends did. ... Lol. Jk. I don't have friends. ..but if I did, they would be smart.

 

[LarzlovesJahi]

Hats off to the clever folks in that police department who have figured out that they can use Facebook to fish for criminals. :YOW:

 

[JackBurton]

It's sad that meth heads don't overdose and die more often.

 

[sarahdownunder]

She is so unbelievably thick, that in some ways, its almost adorable.
Honey, the holes that you're melting in your brain by smoking that fucking shit are a far bigger risk to you than goddamn Ebola.

I hope she gets put up for the Darwin Awards.

 

[mynameiskat]

That is some fantastic idea. I bet after she was booked they all high fives and giggled for 30 minutes.

 

[Angels Mom]

People with Ebola look better than meth heads. Maybe she was hoping it had Ebola for an improvement.