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ghosttruck

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A Florida Woman broke into her ex-girlfriend’s home at 3 AM and assaulted the sleeping victim with a lava lamp, cops allege.

Investigators say that Chanel Hall, 29, earlier this month “forced entry through the locked front door” of the victim’s Tampa-area residence. Hall then went to an upstairs bedroom where the 26-year-old victim was asleep.

According to a criminal complaint, Hall hit her ex “in the forehead with a lava lamp.” The blow opened a gash on the woman’s head that required several stitches to close.

Seen above, Hall was booked Monday on a felony burglary with aggravated battery or assault count. She was also charged with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.

 
She looks quite evil and demented and simultaneously alluring and charismatically alarming. The world hinges on the whims of these women.

Someone looks at all the American presidents, and see that they are all men. So, men rule the world, right? But... how many of these (mostly) fat (mostly) white men got into politics in the first place so that they could court the attention of that cute/beautiful woman they had an eye on?

Bingo.
 
Now I gotta have a lava lamp. As a stoner (medical now) I’m getting one. A nice purple one. Have the meanest, biggest bitch in jail beat the breaks off this broad, see how she likes it.
 
I'm guessing she may have cared about the victim and was irritated that the victim couldn't see her point of view (and why the hell am I defending the suspect?)
 
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