The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and now are:
#1: Stepfather Says 5-Year-Old Maleah Davis Was Abducted By 3 Men
by @Sugar Cookie
#2: Wife Finds Video Of Husband Raping Her Five-Year-Old Male Relative
by @Sugar Cookie
#3: "All Because Somebody Didn't Like Me" Transgender Woman Viciously Beaten In LoDo Hate Crime
by @SimplySpaztastic
#4: Two Year Old Doesn't Want To Go To Day Care, Is Left For Dead
by @ghosttruck
#5: Chinese Woman Tries to Eat Live Octopus on Camera, It Doesn’t Go Well
by @ghosttruck
#6: Hungarian Hooker Killed And Made Into Goulash
by @Sugar Cookie
#7: 1-Month-Old Punched Because Daddy Lost A Video Game
by @Sugar Cookie
#8: "Removed 7 Syringes From Her Vagina"
by @ghosttruck
#9: Florida Man Gets Probation For Sucking 4-Year-Old Dick During Nap Time
by @Sugar Cookie
#10: Man Charged With Child Pornography Over Sex Doll He Bought To Replace Son
by @Alf
@ghosttruck @Alf and @SimplySpaztastic rose to the occasion, preventing @Sugar Cookie from repeating last week's rampage, and holding her to five stories in the Top Ten, but she still bagged top story, and it was a scorcher: a whodunit that was quickly called by pretty much everyone. Interest was intense; this story garnered almost 900 more views than the number two story, and it set a new record for most views in a week (2180), beating @Sugar Cookie old record of 2156 (Boy Abused So Badly He Needed Artificial Anus).
Special mention to @ghosttruck for getting more than 2500 total views in a week, @SimplySpaztastic for getting more than 1000 views with a single story, and @Alf for bringing us a poser that has stumped the finest legal minds of Canada (though I do believe we got it sorted, so how fine are those minds, exactly? Hosers...).
As usual, on the Mod side, I get the award for most offensive headline (Florida Man Gets Probation For Sucking 4-Year-Old Dick During Nap Time).
Until next time...
#1: Stepfather Says 5-Year-Old Maleah Davis Was Abducted By 3 Men
by @Sugar Cookie
#2: Wife Finds Video Of Husband Raping Her Five-Year-Old Male Relative
by @Sugar Cookie
#3: "All Because Somebody Didn't Like Me" Transgender Woman Viciously Beaten In LoDo Hate Crime
by @SimplySpaztastic
#4: Two Year Old Doesn't Want To Go To Day Care, Is Left For Dead
by @ghosttruck
#5: Chinese Woman Tries to Eat Live Octopus on Camera, It Doesn’t Go Well
by @ghosttruck
#6: Hungarian Hooker Killed And Made Into Goulash
by @Sugar Cookie
#7: 1-Month-Old Punched Because Daddy Lost A Video Game
by @Sugar Cookie
#8: "Removed 7 Syringes From Her Vagina"
by @ghosttruck
#9: Florida Man Gets Probation For Sucking 4-Year-Old Dick During Nap Time
by @Sugar Cookie
#10: Man Charged With Child Pornography Over Sex Doll He Bought To Replace Son
by @Alf
@ghosttruck @Alf and @SimplySpaztastic rose to the occasion, preventing @Sugar Cookie from repeating last week's rampage, and holding her to five stories in the Top Ten, but she still bagged top story, and it was a scorcher: a whodunit that was quickly called by pretty much everyone. Interest was intense; this story garnered almost 900 more views than the number two story, and it set a new record for most views in a week (2180), beating @Sugar Cookie old record of 2156 (Boy Abused So Badly He Needed Artificial Anus).
Special mention to @ghosttruck for getting more than 2500 total views in a week, @SimplySpaztastic for getting more than 1000 views with a single story, and @Alf for bringing us a poser that has stumped the finest legal minds of Canada (though I do believe we got it sorted, so how fine are those minds, exactly? Hosers...).
As usual, on the Mod side, I get the award for most offensive headline (Florida Man Gets Probation For Sucking 4-Year-Old Dick During Nap Time).
Until next time...