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"Joseph Donald Tilton, 39, was dropped off at a Lewiston bank by his father Keith in the afternoon, according to an affidavit. Keith Tilton believed his son needed to cash a check.

However, police said Joseph Tilton actually robbed the bank. The bank teller told authorities that she thought the man was joking about the money because he spoke in a “low tone” to her, according to the Sun Journal. Moments later, he allegedly demanded she give him the “f-----g money.”

He then jumped over the counter and took the money from the teller and the drawer, the Sun Journal reported.

Keith dropped Joseph off at a different part of Lewiston before driving past the bank again. He was stopped by police after his car matched the description of the vehicle used to leave the scene after the alleged robbery. He wasn’t charged in the crime."


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Joseph Donald Tilton
 
People still try to rob banks? Why?! No one ever gets away with it any more. The ubiquitous nature of modern surveillance turns any attempt into a big "PLEASE PUT ME IN PRISON" sign.
ONE goofy bastard MIGHT succeed and get off scott free every once in a great while. But hoping you're that one lucky bastard is like playing russian roulette using a revolver with five bullets loaded into it.
 
People still try to rob banks? Why?! No one ever gets away with it any more. The ubiquitous nature of modern surveillance turns any attempt into a big "PLEASE PUT ME IN PRISON" sign.
ONE goofy bastard MIGHT succeed and get off scott free every once in a great while. But hoping you're that one lucky bastard is like playing russian roulette using a revolver with five bullets loaded into it.
Yeah, but - what if your dad drives you? That's a guarantee win!
 
People still try to rob banks? Why?! No one ever gets away with it any more. The ubiquitous nature of modern surveillance turns any attempt into a big "PLEASE PUT ME IN PRISON" sign.
ONE goofy bastard MIGHT succeed and get off scott free every once in a great while. But hoping you're that one lucky bastard is like playing russian roulette using a revolver with five bullets loaded into it.
And, not only that, they dont get much money.

My ex robbed a bank in the mid 90s, he got $639.00 and 3.5 years in federal prison.
So fucking stupid. I could have a yard sale and make that much money and not get arrested.
Haha. Plus, he had parole and he had to pay restitution.
 
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