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A Harper Woods wombat is facing several charges, including assault and battery, after police say she lost her cool inside a Livonia Burger King.

It happened back on Jan. 27. Police say Porsha Tyler walked into the fast food restaurant and demanded to get her money back. She claimed the burger she bought the day before had tomatoes on it and she didn't order it that way. She also claimed she had the burger with her.

"The clerk was more than kind to her and offered her a refund of food," says Captain Ron Taig with Livonia police. "Porsha wasn't having that. She obviously didn't get it her way that day and she went on a tirade,"

Investigators say the clerk kindly offered her other food or even a food credit, but Tyler wanted her cash back.

When she didn't get it, police say she tried repeatedly to climb on to the counter, but her fiance held her back. They say she then hurled a cookie rack at the clerk.

When the clerk said they were calling the cops, police say Tyler then threw a wet floor sign at the clerk and even threw food in her face before leaving.

"We want people to know this isn't acceptable behavior," Says Capt. Ron Taig. "Whether it's a restaurant or road rage, incidents like this can spill into so much more."

When police caught up with Tyler, they say she lied about her name. She has now been charged with obstruction, malicious damage to property, disorderly conduct and assault and battery.

However, that wasn't the only time Tyler was accused of losing her cool. Action News has learned that less than two weeks after the Burger King incident, the 34-year-old woman was arrested in Warren. Police say she got angry in a Cricket Wireless store because a particular cell phone didn't come with a new contract.
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However, that wasn't the only time Tyler was accused of losing her cool. Action News has learned that less than two weeks after the Burger King incident, the 34-year-old woman was arrested in Warren. Police say she got angry in a Cricket Wireless store because a particular cell phone didn't come with a new contract.

This tantrum laden twit needs to get some therapy...or get laid...or BOTH!
 
She took it back the next day, bahahahaha! I think they were being more than generous to offer her food as a refund.

I got challenged after returning to a Wendy's an hour after my purchase. They put me through an order window interrogation although I had explained I couldn't come back right away because there was some sort of altercation in the hotel parking lot near my car. It was right after the tornado while we were "homeless". I didn't break or throw anything and eventually they gave me whatever it was.
 
It's a fucking tomato! Those things give you VD. Not worth fighting over.

(VD joke is inside joke from when I was a kid. In the 20's gangster era an attractive woman was called a tomato. So I convinced my little sister that tomatoes give you VD. One night at dinner, the parents were trying to get her to eat her dinner, and on the plate was a raw tomato slice.. she started crying and after some parental back and forth "Eat your dinner" "No!" she burst out in tears and yelled "Tomatoes give you VD!! I don't want VD!" and ran from the table. I fucking lost it! and yes, I did get in trouble)
 
That's what he said....
Why did he have the meat in his mouth?

I am a tomato hater.
I understand her wanting her money back. In my opinion, the restaurant was wrong for not refunding upon request and inspection of the burger.
But all her crazy is just crazy

Personally, I think Burger King food sucks.
Amen, sister. On all accounts.

Tomatoes are the devil's fruit. Don't put that shit on my food because it's not food. I'd rather jizz on my burger and eat it than have a tomato on it.
 
Notchback, don't ruin my jokeeeee! LOL at first I was gonna say that's what SHE said but I couldn't figure out why a chick would have 'meat'.....maybe he's transgender pre-op? Maybe he is incredibly flexible and likes his own meat?

To be perfectly honest with you, if I could suck my own dick I'd probably never leave the house again.
 
I am laughing too hard to reply. I was typing, "That's what she said" when I realized everyone else was too. LOL
 
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