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ChaosKitty

Queen Bitch From Hell
This is the perfect title and one Mr Bezos [kinda my book God, like a lot] write as an open article reply to the slimy head of the slimmest rag the National Enquirer when they had the nerve to send him a blackmail letter after already publishing some of his texts that would be embarrassing to him. This is the way to handle blackmail and blackmailers.
 
Damn. :dead:
Bezos brought the receipts.
Extortion carries some lovely prison time, and Pecker's just put his own dick in the prosecutor's vice.

ETA:
David Pecker: "We've got you now, Jeff Bezos!"
Jeff Bezos: "Hold my dick,"
I just posted that on twitter along with Mith's pic of Scarface
snt even shown his full hand only a couple of the receipts, hes gonna look like that woman from hell you get behind ast walmart with a big billfold full of coupons
 
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I had extortion charges once ... for about a week, but then they were dropped, because they were scared of a jury trial ! Win !

At this point its only an accusation ... Like is it blackmail if its news and if he doesn't want it out and offers $$$ to suppress it ... is it really a crime ?
 
It's incredible that Dylan Howard is still sending out emails like this - it's in writing FFS, and he just made the immunity plea deal late last year. Now, that could well become null and void with these emails.
Holy shit, these people are fucking stupid.

I just posted that on twitter along with Mith's pic of Scarface
snt even shown his full hand only a couple of the receipts, hes gonna look like that woman from hell you get behind ast walmart with a big billfold full of coupons

Oh hellz yeah, the one who brings a shopping bag full of coupons and is using her kids to push 3 shopping carts full of groceries in the checkout lane. :D
 
It's incredible that Dylan Howard is still sending out emails like this - it's in writing FFS, and he just made the immunity plea deal late last year. Now, that could well become null and void with these emails.
Holy shit, these people are fucking stupid.



Oh hellz yeah, the one who brings a shopping bag full of coupons and is using her kids to push 3 shopping carts full of groceries in the checkout lane. :D
half of which are expired or to another store, ah yes, was a cashier at Walmart too
 
… "Be assured, no real journalists ever propose anything like what is happening here: I will not report embarrassing information about you if you do X for me. And if you don’t do X quickly, I will report the embarrassing information.

Nothing I might write here could tell the National Enquirer story as eloquently as their own words below.

These communications cement AMI’s long-earned reputation for weaponizing journalistic privileges, hiding behind important protections, and ignoring the tenets and purpose of true journalism. Of course I don’t want personal photos published, but I also won’t participate in their well-known practice of blackmail, political favors, political attacks, and corruption. I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.".


Fucken-A, like a damn BOSS!

I can see the headlines over the next few days: "Pecker Pulls Out of Perilous Dick-Pic Prospects"
:cigar:
 
here is so much rapid fire coming out about this case it is hard to chose but here is a subtle article:
and we have had fun with this:
[me]
jeff swirling wine in glass then command prompt: Alexa: digame
 
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Why is this an issue now ? Seriously ... the national enquire has been around for a long ... long time. It was my favourite thing to read when I was seven and eight and almost fifty. I don't see what the problem is ... they're journalists ... they chase stories ... if there is truth to them you ignore them, and don't say a word ... if there is no truth to them ... same. Its just another day in Paradise right.
 
Welp, the NY Post has beaten me to the punchline, and also proved that in many cases, "less IS more" with this headline:



Damn, something I'd have never thought we'd see, a cheap tabloid rag trying to extort the richest man in the world, who also owns a large media group - with dick pics.
What a time to be alive!
:dead:

And now scores of reporters and private citizens are coming forward with their own receipts of how the Enquirer/AMI tried the same tactics on them when doing stories that either Pecker or his pals didn't like.

Yes, but threatening and extorting people seems to be a new low for them. They've got some balls to take on
Bezos.

This isn't a new low, it's now becoming alarmingly apparent that this is how AMI/Enquirer has operated for decades, and not just towards the rich and famous, but anyone they felt that they could use to do whatever bidding or dirty work that they wanted.
As big as AMI thinks their balls may be, Bezos' has just shown that it's better to let his dick pics fly freely out in the open while showing his balls are bigger, versus than just having a Pecker.
:wideyed::smug:

here is so much rapid fire coming out about this case it is hard to chose but here is a subtle article:
and we have had fun with this:
[me]
jeff swirling wine in glass then command prompt: Alexa: digame


Bezos' just castled and checkmated in a single move, lmao!
You don't have to like the man personally to realize and agree that he did the best thing anyone could possibly do when facing extortion by calling their bluff and posting the written email extortion demands right out in the open for all to see.
If they hadn't somehow illegally obtained and printed his private texts, they wouldn't be in this position today, and what absolute dumbasses Howard and Pecker are to have thought is was smart to put all of this in writing, and to think it would actually work on the richest man in the world, who also owns all of their online hosting sites.
:cyclops::asshat:
 
plus,, I have to admit a friend is right:: dick pics seem to be the new selfies. I don't like them, unless they are expected very very few people do, but they come, you got a phone, people have your number you get dick pics why I don't know its like unknown jackhats exposing themselves why do something that the person doesn't want to see and once over the shock usually wants to laugh at you if they aren't afraid of ending up in a slash hack movie reenactment
 
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plus,, I have to admit a friend is right:: dick pics seem to be the new selfies. I don't like them, unless they are expected very very few people do, but they come, you got a phone, people have your number you get dick pics why I don't know its like unknown jackhats exposing themselves why do something that the person doesn't want to see and once over the shock usually wants to laugh at you if they aren't afraid of ending up in a slash hack movie reenactment

Never had any dick picks sent to me, except on Twitter.
Also never had any nude/pornographic pics ever sent to my phone, thank Goddess.
If other people wanna do it with their lovers, husbands/wives, etc., that's cool, just not my thing - unless they're sending my a 58' Cherry Sunburst Les Paul in original excellent condition - that's my kinda "porn"! ;)
But no one should be sending out unsolicited nude pics to anyone, whether they know them or not, IMO, it's disturbing and sometimes dangerous, can have legal repercussions, and often is just outright nasty.
I simply try to keep my phone number limited to family, friends, and those that I know, trust, and need to have contact with. It solves so many unwanted intrusions into my personal time/life.
 
Yeah ... I've never been all that flattered when someone sent me a dick pick, I think its happened once. I sent a pic of a cock that I was about to fuck to an ex once, I took it myself ... it was in my hand ... it was huge ... he was mad. He was in another country ... there was nothing he could do about it ... he brought it up all the time.
 
when the randos send them just wrong see n need for it, someone I know im with i alrrready know what it looks like I don't need a pic, now people are tryign to outdo each other with tongue twisters

 
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