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Man, 33, injected his SEMEN into his own arm for 18 months 'to treat back pain', bizarre medical case report reveals

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  • The unnamed man, from Dublin, Ireland, described his actions as 'innovative'
  • He had been suffering from chronic back pain and went to the doctor for help
  • The medic spotted his right forearm was red and swollen with infection
  • He admitted he had been injecting himself with ejaculate for over a year

A man has baffled doctors by injecting himself with his own semen in a bizarre attempt to try and cure his back pain.

The 33-year-old, who was admitted to a hospital in Dublin, had been injecting himself with his own ejaculate for a year-and-a-half before medics found out.

When he visited the doctor complaining of severe pain in his lower back, they noticed a red rash and swelling in his forearm.

His right arm had become infected with cellulitis as a result of the bizarre habit, which the medical report described as 'dangerous'.
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So, jerk off, save it, shoot it...repeat? That's more work than taking 2 aspirin and calling in the morning
 
But.... why? Why the arm if it's his back that hurts? Is this some weird acupuncture/injection treatment? Why does he thing semen will help at all? What scientific method lead him to this particular treatment?

Doctors did an X-ray to rule out there being an object in the man's arm and it revealed a 'local collection' where he had been injecting himself.
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So... this dude potentially has a wad of sperm in his arm with portions that are a year and a half old.

Fantastic. :yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed:
 
It turns out the back pain was due to asymmetrical muscle development in his arms and shoulders. He should have switched hands from time to time.
 
I can see this dude with his friends trying to explain. Dude I'm pretty sure this is how they do this stuff it's just like stem cells
 
Maybe so! I've been looking at this again and again trying to figure out why. Welcome to DD, btw!
 
Ummm, if you're trying to use stem cells brah, you may want to inject them into your lower back not your arm. :smuggrin: But for reals, you're an idiot. Just stop :stop:
 
DamagedGoods said:
But.... why? Why the arm if it's his back that hurts? Is this some weird acupuncture/injection treatment? Why does he thing semen will help at all? What scientific method lead him to this particular treatment?



So... this dude potentially has a wad of sperm in his arm with portions that are a year and a half old.

Fantastic. :yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed::depressed:
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As far as kinks go, semen injection doesn't sound THAT outlandish. (I mean, it's no doorbell licking.) Maybe he just had a hard time coming up with a better justification for the "collection."
 
SimplySpaztastic said:
how do people come up with this shit?
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That is a very good question, Spazzy. I don't have an equally good answer.

If there is an answer to that question then the person that has it probably has a veritable alphabet behind his name.

--Al
 
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