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http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-ne...-parking-lot-under-investigation-deputies-say
FREDERICK, Md. - A man reportedly sexually abused a guinea pig in a shopping center parking lot in Frederick on Sunday afternoon, according to authorities.

The Frederick County Sheriff’s Department told FOX 5 that the person was seen by others in a Target parking lot.

He reportedly told investigators that he had just bought a guinea pig from a nearby PetSmart.
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“We have the animal in our possession, it’s safe – it’s being cared for and receiving any medical treatment it may need and follow up care,” said Linda Shea of Frederick County Animal Control.

A witness called the Frederick County Sheriff’s Department Sunday afternoon after they say they made a horrific discovery in the parking lot off Urbana Pike.

Deputies said they arrived just after 2 p.m. for a report of a guinea pig being abused inside a car.

Animal Control Officers took over the scene, but would not go into much detail regarding the investigation - but they told FOX 5 the allegations of abuse are sexual or invasive in nature.

At this point, no one is facing any charges.
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“We want to make sure that if an animal was mistreated, abused, neglected…that we are able to get all the facts – sort out allegations from facts and make sure we pursue appropriately,” Shea said. “If anybody has any first-hand eyewitness information to any animal being mistreated, abused, neglected, you want to make sure you contact us if you're in Frederick County or your local animal control authorities.”

Charges could be handed down as soon as Tuesday, according to investigators.
 

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What...how...a guinea pig? So many questions...either the tiniest pecker on record or something really kinky!


Or maybe the pig wasn't abused and someone made it up .... I hope so ... I hope some weirdo wasn't using the little furry like a flesh light because that would be bent. But I don't think so because they're asking for info and no video and surely you'd want to get that on tape.
 
Maybe the guy liked to jerk it while the guinea pig watched. Or maybe he liked to stroke a guinea pig while he stroked his man meat. Ugh.
 
He was so eager he couldn’t wait till they got home. Kinda touching.
 
Guinea pigs are very seductive


It's only a matter of time before he escalates to a capybara.


The good news is, capys are very friendly, until they get pissed. And they have huge teeth and a nasty bite
 
I bet the perv was reliving his first really good sexual experience when he was 11. And used his lil piggy Mr. Squeakers to rub one off.
 
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That capybara looks totally capable of taking care of herself, him and possibly several bystanders.

Some guys don't care where they park their cars.
 
That capybara looks totally capable of taking care of herself, him and possibly several bystanders.

Some guys don't care where they park their cars.
Maybe some of you recall the childrens book "Cappyboppy". Now a days, totally not PC, PETA would blacklist the book, It's that good.
Anyhow, the author's son had a pet capabara, which was an amazing pet until he matured and got aggressive. So they gave him to the zoo where he lived with the hippos. (They are all water creatures.) Capabaras are very common in zoos..

Point is, anyone who gets a capabara pet should have it neutered /spayed like any pet, but hardly any vets are familiar with them.
They are very common animals in the wild with simple but specific needs: a daily bath and plenty of bedding to keep warm in cold, lots of good grass ,some veg and fruits.
and an owner who knows when to give them their space.
If I win the mega lotto, i will get one
 
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Capybaraa to me look like a cross between a warf rat and a pot bellied pig.
 
@cubby. Yes, they are adorable!
Good eating too. In parts of So. America they run them with cattle, and their leather makes good polo saddles and other accessories in all price ranges.
They are superb utility animals in the proper climate and geography. :)
 
@Satanica
A Maryland man is facing charges in connection to the alleged molestation of a guinea pig in a pet store parking lot last month, according to The Frederick News-Post.

An investigation conducted by the Frederick County Sheriff's Office on December 2, 2018, began when animal control officers received a report of a person molesting a guinea pig in a parking lot.

When officers arrived at the scene, they found a man sitting in his vehicle "with white animal hair on his shirt and pants." Officers then took custody of a juvenile male guinea pig that court documents say was adopted from a nearby PetSmart store.

A witness told officers she saw the man "bending and contorting the animal" and that she watched the man "repeatedly strike the animal and force his finger into its rectum."

The News-Post also states the woman provided video of the alleged incident to the Frederick County Division of Animal Control.

Scott Thomas Mackey, 33, was charged last week with two felony counts of aggravated animal cruelty and one count each of animal cruelty, as well as taking part in a perverted sexual practice with an animal.

The News-Post says Mackey has "adamantly denied any wrongdoing" and said he was only trying to help the animal
https://news4sanantonio.com/news/nation-world/maryland-man-accused-of-sexually-abusing-guinea-pig
 
So he goes in and buys a guinea pig with the intention of torturing it and can't even wait to get out of the parking lot before commencing? :nailbiting:
 
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