ghosttruck
Level 57 Taco Wizard
Meet Christopher Jensen…he’s got some kinks. Allegedly one of them is jerkin the gherkin in front of Uber drivers. He’s been charged with a serious misdemeanor for an incident when at 4:45 AM he got into the front seat of the Uber he called and began pleasuring himself in front of the driver. To make sure everything was cool he calmly explained that he “liked to masturbate in front of Uber drivers”
After such a solid explanation he made a great offer to the driver…”do you want to touch it?”. I really gotta remember that one…this guy is obviously in the running for greatest pickup line EVER! Strangely enough the driver countered his generous offer by asking him to get out of the car. Investigators identified Christopher thought Uber records but he claims not to remember masturbating in the Uber he admitted to calling.
Mr. Jensen was released from jail this morning…I wonder if he called an Uber to get him?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902
After such a solid explanation he made a great offer to the driver…”do you want to touch it?”. I really gotta remember that one…this guy is obviously in the running for greatest pickup line EVER! Strangely enough the driver countered his generous offer by asking him to get out of the car. Investigators identified Christopher thought Uber records but he claims not to remember masturbating in the Uber he admitted to calling.
Mr. Jensen was released from jail this morning…I wonder if he called an Uber to get him?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902
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