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I Blame Video Games, Frogger To Be Specific, For Pedestrian Killed By Car
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An unidentified man was killed in a pedestrian-involved vehicular crash Sunday night in Kissimmee, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. The pedestrian, 23, of Kissimmee but not identified pending notification of next of kin, was attempting to cross U.S. Highway 192 without a crosswalk near the Old Town Boulevard intersection at 10:25 p.m., said FHP’s Lt. Kim Montes. Jorge Roque Martinez, also 23 and of Kissimmee, was driving his 2003 Nissan Sentra east on U.S. 192 and didn’t see the...
Cane Madden Is Too Incompetent To Stand Trial, But Not To Keep Raping
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29-year-old Kentucky man with a history of being declared incompetent to stand trial -- following allegations of sexual assault and other crimes -- is now accused in a brutal attack on an 8-year-old girl, according to reports. Authorities in Louisville say Cane Madden, 29, is scheduled for arraignment Monday after being arrested early Saturday for allegedly whacking the child in the head with a shovel, fracturing her skull, then raping her. ••• Madden was accused of at least one...
Florida Man™: Gets Early Prison Release, Robs Bank, Carjacks Getaway Ride, And Murders The Car Owner
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Robert W Hanson Jr had a busy day. After Googling 'banks near me' he identified a target, and headed off to get some cash - purportedly to help his sister and girlfriend. He prepped by purchasing an air gun at Walmart (naturally) and headed on down to the closest bank. Surveillance video captured the suspect, whose face was not visible, walking up to the counter, punching a male bank employee in the face, grabbing some rolls of change from the counter and fleeing out the front door...
Village Idiot Walks Into A Walmart Wearing, Camcorder, Body Armor and A Rifle, To "Test His Right To Bear Arms"
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Police in Springfield, Missouri, arrested a man on Thursday afternoon after he walked into a Walmart, armed with a rifle and wearing body armor. The man, identified as 20-year-old Dmitriy Andreychenko, was arrested for making a terrorist threat, Springfield Police confirmed Friday. Andreychenko was stopped at the scene by an armed off-duty firefighter until officers arrived and took the man into custody, the Springfield Police Department said. A video taken by a witness outside the store...
Another Day, Another Florida Man™, Another Walmart Shooting Threat
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Florida authorities are charging a 26-year-old man they say posted a threat on Facebook that he was about to have his semi-automatic rifle returned and people should stay away from Walmart. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested Richard Clayton on Friday north of Orlando. The agency said Clayton posted his threat on Sunday, the day after a gunman in El Paso, Texas, killed 22 people and injured two dozen at a Walmart. Investigators said the post read, “3 more days of probation...
Florida Man™ Strikes Again: Arrested For Calling In Hoax Threat To "Shoot Up" A Walmart
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Yet again, dear Demonites, we have another of our "Florida Man™" episodes to present for your entertainment, proper punishment opinions, and some sweet Dreamin' Demon schadenfreude. Our subject is 41-year-old Richard Seepersad, who thought it'd be uber lulzy to call in to the Merritt Island Walmart and threaten to "shoot up" the exclusive customers within the fine establishment, on the day after the El Paso, TX mass shooting at a Walmart, and on the same day as the Dayton, OH mass...
Naked Florida Man™ Rides Bike To RockHard Love Stuff Sex Shop, Attempts To Barter Bike For Assless Undies
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Police arrested a man who paraded nude through a busy street during rush hour traffic and attempted to trade in his bike for merchandise at a South Florida sex shop. The man was first spotted by witnesses who saw him riding a bike, naked, Thursday in the area of NE 6th Avenue and Wilton Drive, according to the Wilton Manors Police Department. He then entered the adult store -- RockHard Lovestuff on Wilton Drive -- took a pair of "a--less" underwear off the shelf, put it on, and told...
Teen Impaled By Beach Umbrella While On Vacation
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A 13-year-old Florida boy was hospitalized Friday after he was impaled by an umbrella at a Massachusetts beach, authorities said. Gloucester first responders responded to a call around 1:40 p.m. Friday after reports that an umbrella at Good Harbor Beach had become dislodged and struck a young victim in the left shoulder, Boston 25 reported. “Went up in the air and hit a couple of ladies in the head and came down and impaled the poor boy right in the armpit and there was blood everywhere,”...
Nursing Home Staffers Accused Of Taunting Dementia Patient, 91
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Two staff members have been fired and arrested and an Illinois nursing home now faces a lawsuit after video footage allegedly showed them taunting a 91-year-old dementia patient. The suspects, arrested on misdemeanor charges, were identified as Brayan Cortez and Jamie Montesa, caretakers at the Abington of Glenview nursing home, about 24 miles north of Chicago. Both employees “were immediately terminated,” the home’s administrators wrote in a statement. But the patient’s family disputes...
Tanker Truck In Tanzania Explodes As People Siphon Fuel, At Least 62 Killed
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A damaged tanker truck exploded in Tanzania Saturday, with at least 62 people burning to death, making it one of the worst incidents of this kind in the country. At least 70 people more were injured, many suffering from serious burns, in the incident in the town of Morogoro – about 120 miles west of Dar es Salaam, Tanzania's economic capital – as people were trying to siphon fuel out of the tanker truck. Tanzanian government spokesman Hassan Abbasi said the news of the deaths was “received...
Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting $250 In Groceries, Does Hard Labor On The Spot
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A pregnant woman who tried to steal from a grocery store went into labor after she was approached by security guards, police say. It happened Friday, August 2 at the Woodman's in Oak Creek. According to Oak Creek Police, the woman tried leaving the store with $255 in groceries without paying for them. Police say store security confronted the woman and she was taken into custody but had to be escorted to the women's bathroom because she began to go into labor. By the time officers...
Naked Couple Caught Having Sex In Car Parked In Police Headquarters Lot
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If you are going to get naked and have sex with your partner in the back seat of an automobile, your car should be located anywhere but the parking lot of the local police department. That important precaution was ignored by a Michigan couple now facing a court date next week after they were cited for disorderly conduct. According to cops in Birmingham, a Detroit suburb, a patrolman last Thursday pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an “unknown...
Thieves Tried to Steal an ATM - with a Tractor
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Two men are in police custody after allegedly trying to steal an ATM machine from a credit union with a tractor on the South Side, San Antonio officials said. According to San Antonio police, authorities received a call from the security company that monitors the bank, informing them that someone was attempting to steal an ATM with a front loader. Police said they arrived to the scene and saw the ATM completely pulled out of the ground. Officials detained two men that were fleeing the...
Olympian Goes for Gold... in Murder
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Active United States Equestrian Federation member and former US Olympic Dressage Team member Michael Barisone, 54, has been arrested and charged with two counts of attempted murder and various firearm related charges. Responding to a 911 call for a woman with gunshot wounds, police found an additional male victim, as well as a gun at Berisone Dressage in New Jersey. The victim is said to be equestrienne Lauren Kanarek. "Kanarek, 38, was blasted two times at close range...
Gibsonton Walmart Back In The News Again Thanks To Florida Man And His Golf Cart Of Terror
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A Gibsonton man is in custody after he drove a golf cart through a Walmart entrance, nearly hitting numerous customers and eventually crashed into a cash register station. Deputies say they were called to the Gibsonton Walmart located at 9205 Gibsonton Driver around 12:30 p.m. Thursday after 56-year-old Michael Hudson drove his golf cart to the store, blocking the liquor store entrance. Hudson refused to leave, demanded he talk to a manager but once deputies arrived and started talking to...
Alabama Pastor And His Wife Arrested, Facing Multiple Charges From Fire At Their Church
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Ricky Van Mitchell, 50, and his wife, 46-year-old Angela Mitchell, are charged with first-degree insurance fraud, second-degree arson and criminal conspiracy, according the St. Clair County Sheriff’s Office and the Alabama State Fire Marshal’s Office. Ricky Mitchell was pastor of Emmanuel Fellowship Church. Also indicted on arson and criminal conspiracy charges was Heather Rich Whitten, 45, who pleaded guilty in 2015 to second-degree rape. The indictments stem from a Jan. 12, 2019 blaze at...
Florida Man Hosting Masked Sex Party Loses Control Of Weapon
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A 9 mm Glock was taken from a bedroom during a sex party, in which guests wore masks during the orgy and were encouraged to use code names, deputies say A handgun was swiped from a Deltona home during a weekend sex party and the gun owner couldn’t give detectives any names of possible suspects because the culprit — like the 20 or so other guests at the party — was wearing a mask, deputies said. “We’re probably not going to solve this one,” Volusia County Sheriff’s Sgt. Todd Smith said...
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American basketball player Donell “D.J.” Cooper has been banned from the sport for two years after a urine test found him to be pregnant. The 28-year-old point guard who last played for AS Monaco, in Europe, was suspended for two years by the International Basketball Federation (FIBA) after a urine sample was found to contain high levels of human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG)—a hormone produced by the female placenta during pregnancy. Instead of praising the finding as a divine miracle, FIBA...
Man Cooking In Walmart Lot Sets Van On Fire, Killing Girl
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[....] Prosecutors charged Roberto Lino Hipolito of Long Beach, California, with second-degree manslaughter and two counts of negligent fire, all felonies. According to the complaint, Hipolito and his wife slept overnight in their van outside a Walmart in Fridley, Minnesota, a northern Minneapolis suburb. Surveillance video shows Hipolito cooking something on the stove, then putting it in the van before going into the store. The van caught fire and spread to an adjacent van where police...
Teen Accused Of Beating His Grandfather To Death
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William Womack, 69, was found unresponsive in the driveway, police said. He was given CPR by an arriving officer and then transported to a hospital in critical condition. Police said he died at the hospital Tuesday night. Investigators said Womack had been arguing with his grandson and the confrontation escalated into a physical altercation. The teen is facing a second-degree murder charge, and police said they expect the state attorney’s office to charge him as an adult. Mr. Womack!

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