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Major Murry Struck 4 Y O Because Of Spilled Milk Near X- Box She May Not Survive

Discussion in 'Crimes Against Children' started by Sugar Cookie, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. Sugar Cookie

    Sugar Cookie Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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  2. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

    Punk ass little bitch, and Xbox, really? You sitting at the house beating on, killing the kids and playing fucking video games while your "woman" works? I repeat, punk ass little bitch.
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  3. Muriel Schwenck

    Muriel Schwenck Trusted Member Bold Member!

    His mother gave him a head start by naming him Major, and he still just plays video games and "babysits".
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  4. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

    Beat her,
    molested her,
    sits around video gaming.

    Break his arms and legs.
    Sit him in a chair and drive 10 pavement rollers at him running side by side.
    Make he flee to safety in agony, or crush him like the end of a toothpaste tube.
    Should he survive give him 20 years behind bars
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  5. Craygor

    Craygor Norse American Bold Member!

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  6. lithiumgirl

    lithiumgirl Pretty Nice Troll Bold Member!

    Holy cow .. when my kids spilled anything, anyplace, I gave them a fist full of paper towels ... they cleaned it up ... no one got a beating ... no one got raped either.
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  7. roadsidehorror

    roadsidehorror Slippy like the Manson Family Bold Member!

    A lot of really sick little bastards really love their video games. I wonder if there is a correlation.
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  8. Stormcloud

    Stormcloud Simply logical. Bold Member!

    Kids spill things. It happens.

    Rapey mc rapeface up there needs to be spayed with acid. And fed through a woodchipper dick first.

    Get better, littlest. :pout:
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  9. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!


    Don't forget the no-job-having.
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  10. Keepalowprofile

    Keepalowprofile Chartreuse Bold Member!

    And don't forget

    *While the mother was at work.
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  11. notchback

    notchback Well-Known Member Bold Member!

    Well how else is he going to wake her up? If there is one thing I've learned on DD, it's how to wake someone up.
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  12. Sue sue

    Sue sue !#$###!? Pickles Bold Member!

    We should spill gasoline in him and strike a match.
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  13. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!


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