FrayedKnot
Chupacabra
You shop for dick at Kmart! Boom!
Where'd you get those pants? At the toilet store?
You shop for dick at Kmart! Boom!
Who taught you to do your hair? Donald Trump's b-hole?
Bahaha! I was going to tell you a joke that would make your tits fall off... Too late.
Your momma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
You scared him off! Thanks, Fray! GAH!
Die thread, die.
Jesus in a Go Cart....all y'all crazier than a full moon dog. It's a good thing I'm here to keep all y'all out of jail...or a bar full of coonasses.
Yeah. It's just us ugly guys left, and they don't like us.@Craygor -
Come back, hot guy! We promise to be nice.
(I know it was really DIAF that skeered you off)
Yeah. It's just us ugly guys left, and they don't like us.
Sppppt! I am not scary. I super sweetness and light. All floofy and cuddly at all times!
My ears are burning, what's going on here?
Filthy, fucking pervs!
I don't even know who we're talking about!*dies*
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Have you SEEN him????
I don't even know who we're talking about!
I just wanted to get in on this thread .. :hilarious:
*hoses Fray down* Calm them tits, lady.
All that heavy breathing scared him off.
Ho, that was you! I came in and has to hose you down and press your life alert.
Yeah, it's rare we get any quality man meat in here. Gross, if you think about it, the last was Rod and he was more like 3 day old ground gristley hamburger.
*heaves loudly*
Oh! Is @Craygor hot? :hilarious:
Bitch. Leave my girl alone!*pushes Fray down and runs away*
Picture please.
*appears out of thin air*
I do not think you know to whom you speak, watch yo' self.
Bitch. Leave my girl alone!
You just need to make sure your bitch tank is full and hold your breath.
*poof*
Damnit. Why am I always the last one to know.Ummmm, I thought we was all broke up. So, I am marrying @Sejanus.
Damnit. Why am I always the last one to know.
*poof*
Will there be compensation involved?
*poof biotch*