Jax High Rise Evacuated Due To Sex Toy

[Valasca]

The package that was deemed "suspicious" and caused a San Marco high-rise evacuation was actually a sex toy, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said in a report.

A resident had told JSO he had received a package from an unknown person. The return address is to a foreclosed condo in the same building.

JSO seized the evidence, the report said. [

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/l...eport-of-suspicious-package-sex-toy/718303261

"Seized the evidence" makes me laugh

 

[cubby]

actually a sex toy,

Was it shaped like a gun?

 

[ChaosKitty]

maybe they wanted tppp let him know he was a: a dick or b: a pussy, how funny, but I woulda been freaked with the return address too

 

[Valasca]

Was it shaped like a gun?

I don't know. They seized the evidence.

 

[Sejanus]

One of Scientology's harrassments is sending dildoes to people in a bid to cause embarrassment and trouble.

 

[MildlyMedicated]

Free sex toys ? Why is he complaining? Those things are expensive.
Not that I would personally know or anything.

 

[Valasca]

Free sex toys ? Why is he complaining? Those things are expensive.
Not that I would personally know or anything.

Duh
Shop on wish.com
So ive heard

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Duh
Shop on wish.com
So ive heard

I saw a sex toy and 100% of the ratings said it was too small.
:hilarious:

 

[Dutchgirl]

I saw a sex toy and 100% of the ratings said it was too small.
:hilarious:

To be fair, almost everything on wish.com is too small

 

[Prettypink513]

Was it shaped like a gun?

bang bang bang. do that thang lol