Sentenced: Illinois Man Caught ‘Performing Coitus’ On A Horse While Standing On A 5-gallon Bucket Feeding It Apples

[Sugar Cookie]

A 39-year-old man in Illinois was arrested last week after deputies with the local sheriff’s office allegedly caught him having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Jack R. Blank, who allegedly copulated with the same animal more than 10 times, was taken into custody on Friday and charged with one count of unlawful sexual contact with an animal and one misdemeanor count of criminal trespass

According to a copy of a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Muddy River News, several deputies with the Adams County Sheriff’s Office made the repulsive discovery just after midnight on Friday while on patrol in Melrose Township, about 130 miles southwest of Peoria, inside the state’s western border with Missouri.

Several deputies were reportedly conducting stationary patrols at approximately 12:44 a.m. near a farm in the 4200 block of Deer Ridge Road when they reportedly came across Blanke having intercourse with the horse. Authorities say that Blanke was standing on a five-gallon bucket and feeding apples to the animal while simultaneously “performing coitus,” according to the report.

The outlet further reported that during his first appearance in court on Friday, Eighth Judicial Circuit Court Judge Tad T. Brenner explicitly stated that Blanke stands accused of having “placed his penis inside the vagina” of the horse.

During the proceeding, Adams County Assistant State’s Attorney Ryan Parker told the court that Blanke “allegedly had sex with the horse about a dozen times” at the farm, the Muddy River News reported.

Man accused of 'performing coitus' on a horse while standing on a bucket feeding it apples

Jack R. Blanke was allegedly caught standing on a five-gallon bucket and having sexual intercourse with a horse while feeding the animal apples.

lawandcrime.com

 

[Metalfan]

No one can say he doesn't feed his women!

 

[Sejanus]

Eighth Judicial Circuit Court Judge Tad T. Brenner explicitly stated that Blanke stands accused of having “placed his penis inside the vagina” of the horse.

Well, no room for grey area there.
A dozen times?
Guess all he saw was...

Word in the barn is she likes to play coy...

 

[Hermy]

Authorities say that Blanke was standing on a five-gallon bucket and feeding apples to the animal while simultaneously “performing coitus,” according to the report.

With that stare, Blanke carries his name well but how was he feeding the horse AND doing the deed at the same time? Wouldn't these two activities involve opposite ends of the beast?

 

[Symmachus]

Sex with a human vs. sex with a horse is like comparing apples to oranges.

"Oh my gosh, why do people keep staring at me? It's, like, super weirding me out."

"Playing electric guitar is a much better hobby than playing Peavey with a horse."

 

[Josh P]

A dozen times, he likes to ride her often.

 

[mrln]

maybe he was lonely

 

[thuumpr]

What did he get for sugar cubes?

(Just putting that out there - please, do not answer! Can't get the picture out of my head... Bleach! That'll do it!)

 

[BuffettGirl]

Just Say Neigh...

 

[Crazy Cat Lady]

maybe he was lonely

Yep, it's that new pandemic!

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Blanke looks like HE was rode hard and put away wet.

 

[Josh P]

Bearded for her pleasure

 

[mrln]

Yep, it's that new pandemic!

im glad you caught that!

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Jack R. Blanke was sentenced to 18 months in the Department of Corrections for criminal damages to a domestic animal on Dec. 8. 2023.

In July, Blanke was arrested again for trespassing on a property with horses.

In Sept., Judge Robert Adrian dismissed the new trespassing charge in exchange for Blanke pleading guilty to a felony charge of criminal damages to a domestic animal.

Court documents show that Blanke has already served 89 days.

Quincy man sentenced to 18 months after being caught with horses

A Quincy man was sentenced to 18 months in the Department of Corrections for criminal damages to a domestic animal on Dec. 8.

www.wgem.com

 

[Josh P]

Imagine being in a courtroom full of people when the judge is stating the facts of the case. I don't know how this guy has any dignity left at all? What do you say to the judge? The horse couldn't tell the difference? Then being locked up for 18 months, they'll figure out he likes to feed both ends of the horse.