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cubby

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The Davenport of Depravity,
Oh cool! I always thought it was the Davenport of Doom. Depravity flows off the tongue better.

“The couch has eyes”...
It certainly does, little red eyes that glow in the dark.

I sat on the couch and put my hands between the cushion

:jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::muted::wideyed::dead:

And you still have all your fingers? I can stand to lose some butt fat, but FINGERS!, I need to keep the fingers, can't knit without fingers. Man, you're one brave moron.:D
 

notchback

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And you still have all your fingers? I can stand to lose some butt fat, but FINGERS!, I need to keep the fingers, can't knit without fingers. Man, you're one brave moron.
I have them all, but they don't work like they used to. And I learned my lesson. I'll never stick my fingers there again.

I think Dominic got skeered and ran away.
 

Dead Stephanie

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Did that once. Never doing it again.


BTW, I don't think the panties I found were yours. Size XXL thong? I get shivers just thinking about it.
Any idea who they belonged to? Are they yours @notchback? You did weigh a hair over 300 lbs once (self admission), you did find them, what’s really going on?
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Def not mine. I hate thongs. Ugh, picking your butt all day.....
And if they are XXL, that’s a big ol ass to be picking all day
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Did that once. Never doing it again.


BTW, I don't think the panties I found were yours. Size XXL thong? I get shivers just thinking about it.
Why do u get shivers? U must not like a big ol thick woman?
 

lithiumgirl

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I hate thongs. Ugh, picking your butt all day.....
But I thought thongs eliminated that butt picking thing ... like by their design at all.


ewww ... if you did have to butt pick a thong out of a XXL woman ... this is me thinking you'd need vice grips or a crow bar.
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U must not like a big ol thick woman?
There are some really attractive XXl - XXXL women out there ... I don't ave a penis and i'm not saying I'd fuck one ... but if I did have a penis ... I'd let them suck my dick for sure.
 

Dead Stephanie

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But I thought thongs eliminated that butt picking thing ... like by their design at all.




ewww ... if you did have to butt pick a thong out of a XXL woman ... this is me thinking you'd need vice grips or a crow bar.
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There are some really attractive XXl - XXXL women out there ... I don't ave a penis and i'm not saying I'd fuck one ... but if I did have a penis ... I'd let them suck my dick for sure.
Well if someone did find some XXL thongs that gave them the shivers, please return them to me, I might be missing a pair...I wouldn’t really want anyone getting the shivers because there’s a big ass bitch on the scene.
Its kinda fucked up the way that people express how they feel about a big woman. I weigh 310 pounds and I have never had to have vice grips or a crow bar to pull my thong out of my ass not have I EVER had a problem getting fucked....and never been referred to or at as EWWW. It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women. I respect opinions though, im just going to keep my big ass off this thread
 
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lithiumgirl

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It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women.
Some people love them ...

.and never been referred to or at as EWWW.
I didn't know how much you weighed when i posted and even now that I do know ... I think picking anything a thong or otherwise out of anyone's ass, be it with vice grips, a crow bar or even the jaws of life, would be gross.
 

FrayedKnot

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Well if someone did find some XXL thongs that gave them the shivers, please return them to me, I might be missing a pair...I wouldn’t really want anyone getting the shivers because there’s a big ass bitch on the scene.
Its kinda fucked up the way that people express how they feel about a big woman. I weigh 310 pounds and I have never had to have vice grips or a crow bar to pull my thong out of my ass not have I EVER had a problem getting fucked....and never been referred to or at as EWWW. It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women. I respect opinions though, im just going to keep my big ass off this thread

Girl, if they weren't thongs, I'd own 'em. But just NO on butt floss.

I love me some thick girls. I am a Valkerie, myself, and used to be bigger. <3

Women are beautiful no matter what size they are. Sexy is not a size.