Evelyn Washington Was Butt Naked Eating Cheetos' In Someone Else's Bathtub

[Sugar Cookie]

A Louisiana woman was shocked to find an intruder 'naked in her bathtub and eating Cheetos' when she returned to her home on Tuesday.

Evelyn Washington, 29, was found in the Monroe, Louisiana, home around 5pm, according to the arrest affidavit.

When the victim asked why Washington was in her home, she was said to have claimed that an 'unknown male told her to break in to the victim's residence.'

It is believed that Washington entered the home through a broken window where local authorities found tall ice chest situated underneath.

In the bathroom, officers found a bath full of water and a plate a food to the side of it. Half eaten Cheetos were on the toilet as well.

The victim and Washington didn't know each other.

The woman was charged with burglary and criminal damage to the property.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ruder-sitting-bathtub-eating-bag-Cheetos.html

 

[Brillig]

Discovering that would be a super WTF moment.

 

[tmdgirl]

First, that's a woman???

And second, 29??

I think I need some bleach for my eyes. That is something I cannot unsee.

 

[Salepo]

First, that's a woman???

And second, 29??

I think I need some bleach for my eyes. That is something I cannot unsee.

At least you didn't see her naked.

 

[Satanica]

 

[Sejanus]

This is not the porn I ordered.
Take it back.

 

[Stormcloud]

Gods, coming home to find somebody you don't know, mooching around your home naked... *Shudders*

I'd never feel truly safe again.

 

[chupamela]

mmmmmmmm Toilet Cheetos...... You know what goes perfect with toilet cheetos??? A fine bottle of 2018 Wild Irish Rose perfectly chilled to toilet water temperature.

 

[Satanica]

:hilarious:

 

[Keepalowprofile]

My mom had a cross dressing intruder sleeping in her spare room.

 

[Dutchgirl]

My mom had a cross dressing intruder sleeping in her spare room.

Eeks for weeks

 

[Ripley]

I’d be slinging bleach around— bet there’d still be damn Cheetos stains

 

[cubby]

think I need some bleach for my eyes.

I'd have to buy GALLONS of bleach to fill that bathtub up and let it sit for a week or two. Plus everything she looked at while getting from the broken window to the bathtub...awww fuck it, just burn the house down!