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A Nashville dad has been charged after an affidavit says he forced his 10-year-old son to eat habanero sauce and beat him with an aluminum pole for not performing push-ups and sit-ups to his liking.

Christopher A. Aschnewitz, 39, is charged with aggravated child abuse.

According to a Metro Police affidavit, officers were called to Pennington Elementary School Tuesday due to reports of abuse.

The 10-year-old told police that on the night before, Aschnewitz had him eat spicy food, which is known to not digest well with the boy. When the boy was having trouble finishing his food, his Aschnewitz made him do push-ups as a form of punishment, the affidavit said.

When the push-ups weren't to Aschnewitz' liking, he reportedly made the boy do sit-ups. The affidavit said the boy couldn't complete the sit-ups to Aschnewitz' "liking" either, so the 10-year-old was forced to eat a teaspoon of habanero sauce.

Aschnewitz then allegedly stated to his son "that if he vomited the hot sauce, he would have to consume his vomit." The hot sauce was apparently used by Aschnewitz as "motivation" to complete his exercises, and if the boy did, he would be granted a drink of water.

When the son couldn't complete Aschnewitz' tasks, the suspect then took an aluminum pole, described as a three-foot lobster snare, and struck his son's buttocks several times, resulting in serious bruises. The son was allowed to go to bed at 12 a.m.
http://fox17.com/news/local/nashville-dad-forces-son-eat-habanero-sauce-hit-him-with-pole-affidavit
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Totally read his last name as Auschwitz. Seems he's got the torture bit of it down pat. What a big man to do that to a ten year old boy. He even looks like a fucking jerk.
 
Hitting a kid of course is abuse.

Not sure why the hot sauce thing is being stressed. Big fucking deal. I utilized that numerous times, mostly as hilarious pranks, when raising all the annoying beasts i had to raise over the hyears.
 
Make Malfunctioning Daddy demonstrate the correct way to do those exercises.
You know damned well he can't.

Expecting he will use a BS religious defense,
"spare the rod and spoil the child".
Hence it would be fair to give him a similar Biblical punishment.
Crucify him for 3 days, put him in a crypt and roll a stone in front of the exit.
If he manages to get out, he can go free.

Rehome the kid.
Take Fukkos nuts and turn them into rearview mirror dice.
 
Make Malfunctioning Daddy demonstrate the correct way to do those exercises.
You know damned well he can't.

Expecting he will use a BS religious defense,
"spare the rod and spoil the child".
Hence it would be fair to give him a similar Biblical punishment.
Crucify him for 3 days, put him in a crypt and roll a stone in front of the exit.
If he manages to get out, he can go free.

Rehome the kid.
Take Fukkos nuts and turn them into rearview mirror dice.


Made me think of this—

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