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CentreAussie

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Hey everyone,
I finally got around to signing up. I've been lurking here for ages and thought maybe it was time that I started to contribute. I found this site years ago when I was in a psych ward dealing with issues related to abuse as a child, at the time reading stories about these sick fucks finally getting their comeuppance was one of the only things that could make me (almost) smile. I came for the justice, stayed for the Jack Burton. I've been reading these threads for so long that I almost feel like I know some of you. I look forward to pissing many of you off with my ignorant, uninformed, politically incorrect comments.

With love, from the Land Down-under.
 
Thank you, but trust me, you don't want one. They look cute, but they'll tear your face off in a heartbeat. You see those claws? They aren't for show...
 
Actually I did know about their claws. That and how foul they are said to smell. Cuteness only goes so far. ;)
 
Actually I did know about their claws. That and how foul they are said to smell. Cuteness only goes so far. ;)
That and they piss on everything... I have one living in a tree in my front yard, I never noticed him until I caught a wiff, now it's all I can smell.
 
Hi, nice to meet you. I like to talk about people that should kill them selves, should be murdered, and I say fuck a lot. Have a cookie!
 
Thank you so much for the warm welcome everybody,
:)From one recovering lurker to another, Welcome! I'll take a Wallaby, please
I'd have to give the same warning about the wallaby as I did the about the koala, If you guys want something cute and Australian to cuddle up to, I'd have to recommend one of these little guys...



Or myself possibly, but I'm not nearly as adorable as a quokka...
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Exactly the stuff I get in trouble for ... :)
Ah yes, I'm well aware of your shenanigans LG... In fact, I feel slightly honoured to have you reply in my thread...
 
I'd have to recommend one of these little guys...

Awe ... thumbs. Going to google ... I always thought when the dogs were done, So like in ten years. I'd get a small dog ... but I want one of these.
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Ah yes, I'm well aware of your shenanigans LG... In fact, I feel slightly honoured to have you reply in my thread...

Did you guys hear that ?
 
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Yeah, we saw how long our last Aussie made it here. If you last more than a month I'll give you a cookie.
 
Interesting. Mate, I'm already paid up for the year, you're not getting rid of me that easily.

...giggle ...giggle ...giggle!! I am really enjoying your pluck and feistiness which I've always heard Aussies are known for.

Also I appreciate you going bold to help support this site. You see we have been saving for the longest time for a new couch because we suspect the old one is infested with flea's that are carriers of the bubonic plague. We've lost a few good folk that way. We generally give a warning to new members not to sit on it but as you have been lurking here for ages it wasn't necessary.

Again welcome @CentreAussie and .....

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Interesting. Were they scared off by all of the mean yanks with big guns? Mate, I'm already paid up for the year, you're not getting rid of me that easily.


You obviously haven’t sat on @Morbid’s couch. I lost my virtue there. And my soul.

I almost never give up my cookies so fast, but welcome, mate! Love the nasty little fucker in your avi.
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Hey, no problem, it's the least I could do. Seriously, the bitchiness and other twisted shit that goes on here is more entertaining than Pornhub. I fuk'n LOVE it when a tard defender drops by...


*side eye*

Yeah. You’ll do.

*cracks riding crop*
 
will have to give a pass on you, as I already have a wonderful human type companion, however that little furry critter !!! I need a couple of them in my life...to cute
Yeah, I'd go with the quokka as well, You won't have to feed them as often as you would me.

You obviously haven’t sat on @Morbid’s couch. I lost my virtue there. And my soul.
Doesn't scare me, some of the best times of my life occurred on strange, decrepit couches.

lol, I believe on one of our "Oz is a Terrifying Place " threads we had pics of koala bites.
It's really not that bad here. A good rule of thumb is - If you don't fuck with it, it probably won't try to kill you.


Na'much.
 
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